Cretin in black T reg golf on M3 northbound near Eastleigh
Cretin in black T reg golf on M3 northbound near Eastleigh
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Gwagon111

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4,422 posts

190 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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As per the title. Last night, on the M3 Northbound, near Eastleigh, cretin in a MKIV golf with aftermarket Xenons decided he didn't need to join the (jammed to a standstill) motorway, from the slip road. No, he decided to blat up the hard shoulder flat out. Right up until he happened across a genuinely broken down BMW in his way. Then he decided to try and squeeze through the gap between the broken down car, and the stationary traffic, then carry on charging up the hard shoulder. If anyone thinks they know this creature, please go and kick him in the nuts, on behalf of everyone he endangered, with his censored ish piece of driving.

Deva Link

26,934 posts

274 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Maybe he had (at least in his mind) a reason for such driving - wife about the give birth, Dad on death-bed etc? What would you do in such circumstances?

SS2.

14,712 posts

267 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Deva Link said:
What would you do in such circumstances?
Many years ago, my [then] 3 year old received a very nasty scald / burn which clearly required treatment at A & E.

I took the decision to get him to hospital myself rather than wait for an ambulance.

Had I met a traffic queue on the motorway, I would have immediately taken to using the hard shoulder - absolutely no question about it.


Gwagon111

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4,422 posts

190 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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I wouldn't have been driving at the speed he was, and I would have had my hazards on. If anyone else had had to dive onto the shoulder, like the BMW did when his engine let go, in the queue, they wouldn't have seen the accident coming. He was some spotty faced little turd, with a wonky baseball cap. I really doubt he had any, even remotely valid reason for doing it.

matchmaker

9,040 posts

229 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Gwagon111 said:
MKIV golf with aftermarket Xenons
Says it all. He was a tt.

Deva Link

26,934 posts

274 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Gwagon111 said:
I wouldn't have been driving at the speed he was, and I would have had my hazards on. If anyone else had had to dive onto the shoulder, like the BMW did when his engine let go, in the queue, they wouldn't have seen the accident coming. He was some spotty faced little turd, with a wonky baseball cap. I really doubt he had any, even remotely valid reason for doing it.
Chances are you're right. Did you take the licence plate number and report it? Other drivers may have done, and if a couple of people called it in then he's in a lot of trouble.

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

247 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Although I understand why they would need to get to the hospital ASAP, if they can't control themselves when they're under stress should they really be on the road???

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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matchmaker said:
Says it all. He was a tt.
It was an emergency, his 14 year old missus, Chardonnay, had been seen talking to some ovver boyz at McDs, innit.

Gwagon111

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4,422 posts

190 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Deva Link said:
Chances are you're right. Did you take the licence plate number and report it? Other drivers may have done, and if a couple of people called it in then he's in a lot of trouble.
I didn't get the whole reg, I'm pretty sure someone further up the line would have had a better opportunity, when he had to pass the Beemer. I do hope he gets a knock on his door.

dowahdiddyman

965 posts

240 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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With that sort of driving I would say that either the driver was late getting his girlfriend back for her homework or perhaps it had actually been stolen.

Pork

9,455 posts

263 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Ferguson busting for a pee?

Toffer

1,528 posts

290 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Using all the available highway and making progress...what's up you all jealous? confused
http://www.driving-schools-directory.co.uk/practic...

Toffer

1,528 posts

290 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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BTW...I was only joking! hehe

The most memorable and similar event I witnessed, was at the junction of the M25 (ACW) and the A3 Southbound, whilst patiently queuing in the outside lane for the roundabout...

BMW 5 series N/S wheels on edge of the road and O/S wheels on the mud and grass doing about 30mph... the driver was being bounced up and down so vigorously, his head was almost hitting the car roof! eek

Hell27

1,564 posts

220 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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s3fella said:
It was an emergency, his 14 year old missus, Chardonnay, had been seen talking to some ovver boyz at McDs, innit.
rofl