To the woman in the SL63 AMG this morning....

[Mike_C]

... with the fancy personalised numberplate - I very much doubt you're on here, but you are truly a terrible driver and have no right to drive a car that sounds that nice!

I had to endure you idiotic driving for about 6 miles this morning and see you narrowly avoid missing a Discovery with a wide trailer coming the other way, which you seemingly did not notice even after it had passed you, nearly plough into the back of a bus as you were fiddling with your phone, stray across the white lines on at least three occasions and do a constant 40mph everywhere - 30mph, 40mph and NSL limits, all taken at the same mind-numbing pace.

So please, just buy a Micra or a Metro or something equally awful so people give you a wide berth and don't make the mistake of thinking you've bought a nice car and may have some incline about how to drive.

Rant over.

[Blue Oval84]

2/10

A weak effort, needed much more swearing!

[car95]

More a story than a rant. And the icon promised so much more.

[Antony Moxey]

Mike_C said:

... narrowly avoid missing a Discovery with a wide trailer coming the other way

So did she hit it then, if she 'narrowly avoided missing' it?

[blade7]

But was she fit ?.

[Mike_C]

Antony Moxey said:

So did she hit it then, if she 'narrowly avoided missing' it?

Good point - 'narrowly avoiding hitting it!'

[V88Dicky]

Probably some vain, brain-dead WAG.

Or Jordan.

Or Katie Price.

[Ari]

Or drunk.

[N88]

blade7 said:

But was she fit ?.

This.

[Mike_C]

Hard to tell if she was fit, I was behind her, but looked a bit "mutton dressed as lamb" from what I could see in the rear view mirror.

Drunk = possibly.

Reg was something like "JD 7" but I was guessing businesswoman rather than WAG!