Stupid woman steals my space - revenge is sweet!
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Having returned home from another arduous day at work I drove down my road and saw there was only a single space available that I could park in - right outside the takeaway! So, pull up ahead of it, indicate left, reverse lights on and some stupid fat bint in a Vauxhall Meriva drives straight into it! It must have been pretty obvious that I was going to park in it, but she obviously felt she had a better claim to it so she could waddle the shortest distance possible into the Chinese to order her dinner.
I politely waited for her to realise her obvious mistake and reverse back out again, but instead she faffs around for ages straightening the car up, and parks right up in front of a neighbours Saab - maybe she thought I could squeeze my Mondeo into the resulting biggish gap she had left between her car and the Mazda Xedos now in front of her.
I drove round the corner and watched her dismount from her car (with difficulty - she was caryying a fair bit of timber) and go into the Chinese.
What said lady didn't realise was that the Xedos some distance in front of her was actually mine as well, so as she waited in the Chinky I got in it and pushed it back the seven feet or so until it was pretty close to the front of her car. I didnt start it, but sadly the steering must have jammed slightly off centre so unfortunately the Xedos also ended up sticking out a fair bit compared to her car.
She had about six inches in front of her and a couple of feet behind - enough for the average PH'er to extricate their car with ease, but I somehow knew she would struggle. Indeed she did - took her bloody ages to get out, and gave me a small measure of revenge, even if it was a bit of a childish thing to do!
(I know, I should get a life, stop being so petty, etc etc!)
I politely waited for her to realise her obvious mistake and reverse back out again, but instead she faffs around for ages straightening the car up, and parks right up in front of a neighbours Saab - maybe she thought I could squeeze my Mondeo into the resulting biggish gap she had left between her car and the Mazda Xedos now in front of her.
I drove round the corner and watched her dismount from her car (with difficulty - she was caryying a fair bit of timber) and go into the Chinese.
What said lady didn't realise was that the Xedos some distance in front of her was actually mine as well, so as she waited in the Chinky I got in it and pushed it back the seven feet or so until it was pretty close to the front of her car. I didnt start it, but sadly the steering must have jammed slightly off centre so unfortunately the Xedos also ended up sticking out a fair bit compared to her car.
She had about six inches in front of her and a couple of feet behind - enough for the average PH'er to extricate their car with ease, but I somehow knew she would struggle. Indeed she did - took her bloody ages to get out, and gave me a small measure of revenge, even if it was a bit of a childish thing to do!
(I know, I should get a life, stop being so petty, etc etc!)
Edited by Rollcage on Friday 8th April 19:36
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