Ford Mondeo bumpers
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icepop

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1,179 posts

235 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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Don't know if anyone else has noticed, but is there a reason why Ford Mondeo's of the '98 or thereabouts reg, seem to be the only cars that have their bumpers repaired with gaffer tape.

FranKinFezza

1,073 posts

207 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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their the only cars of the period with bumpers made of chocolatebiggrin

Yodafone

427 posts

233 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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FranKinFezza said:
their the only cars of the period with bumpers made of chocolatebiggrin
chocolate flake, more like the way it just flakes off.

LooneyTunes

9,286 posts

186 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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...and rather expensive to replace too as I discovered when someone reversed into our station shed. Result though: their insurance agreed to settle by cheque in line with the garage quote. smile

Tonberry

2,280 posts

220 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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Seems to only affect none RSAP cars as the ST are fine. Apparently they just explode at high speed.

Lets Torque

10,974 posts

185 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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I must live in a posh area...The owners of mondeo's around here have colour coded tape to match the paint. biglaugh

Clever thinking you see.

McSam

6,753 posts

203 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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Tonberry said:
Seems to only affect none RSAP cars as the ST are fine. Apparently they just explode at high speed.
Really?! biggrin

The same is true on Mk1 Mondeos, too. I think I can show why - the bumper is a very thin layer of plastic, but underneath is padded with either fibreglass or foam. Whichever, it's bright yellow, so even silver gaffer tape will make it look better.

Sad photo to post.

davidjpowell

18,673 posts

212 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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Check out the bottom edge of the rear bumper if you are ever following one on the motorway. They vibrate horribly.

Morningside

24,147 posts

257 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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I thought it was a standard private taxi fitment.

BoostMonkey

579 posts

213 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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You weren’t on the M11 on Friday were you, 5 Mondeo's must have past me.

4 with black gaffer tape and one with premium colour-coded tape.

p4cks

7,458 posts

227 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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I knew this thread would be about the state of the bumpers on these cars. I thought it was only me that noticed!

TiMopar

187 posts

202 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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Black gaffer tape here smile

mattcov

721 posts

254 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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My old one years ago had split - there was some story about them splitting at high speeds cool

They're always taped up or left because the new bumpers are £££ compared to the value of the car.

anonymous-user

82 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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davidjpowell said:
Check out the bottom edge of the rear bumper if you are ever following one on the motorway. They vibrate horribly.
yes Although my old Mk1 is still on it's original bumper smile ST220's of a certain age have problem with the rear bumper dropping, blame good old Ford cost cutting for that one wink

Dog Star

17,470 posts

196 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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icepop said:
Don't know if anyone else has noticed, but is there a reason why Ford Mondeo's of the '98 or thereabouts reg, seem to be the only cars that have their bumpers repaired with gaffer tape.
This is the most amazing coincidence - I was going to post a thread on just this subject. Obviously, yes, I have noticed biggrin

I can only surmise that they are made from some kind of plastic/grp etc that has gone very brittle so the slightest knock cracks them.

They do look utterly ste.

Chan6192

134 posts

187 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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lmaoooooooooooooooo soooooooo true, the rear bumpers always cracked and got gaffer tape on em, thought i was the only one that noticed

megatron

172 posts

189 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Some guy in my apartment block has a silver mondeo, all 4 corners have some form of gaffer tape on the bumpers. The plastic is just soo horrendously thin. Infact i dont think ive seen a mondeo without gaffer tape somewhere on it in years.

vladcjelli

3,368 posts

186 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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My old L-Reg received the same treatment after an old guy realised he could no longer see reliably in the ever decreasing murky light of an early winters evening, so instead of continuing forward, decided to roll backwards into me. I had nowhere to go, as there was traffic up my chuff, so just had to sit and watch it happpne in slow motion.
The upshot was a mildly crushed bumper. Checking new prices scared me stiff, as the car was a cheap, high miles snotter (used to jump out of top gear unless you held it in for a few seconds when changing up), and calls to local scrappys were fruitless. In fact the phrase "hens teeth" has never been used more frequently.
In summary, the only cost effective solution is a tape based repair.

trackerjack

649 posts

212 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Ho Ho yes they were made from ABS and painfully thin, the tooling to make them was here in Hampshire.
I own a Mondeo 2 litre SI Mk1 as my work hack for which I paid the huge sum of £200 4 years ago and hey its still not needed anything done to it and sailed through MOT's and more to the point NO GAFFER TAPE, however the car is embarassing to be seen in but very comfortable.
I think the bumpers are in fact more brittle than chocolate.

PH lurker

1,301 posts

185 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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We don't get colour coded tape round here frown, only black.
I don't see this on other types of car at all confused