Am I in trouble? One for the PH women

[Byard]

I said to my partner I wanted to go and test drive a car at the weekend and may consider buying it, she didn't seem to enthusiastic about it so I just got a loan and pretty much bought the car without informing her.

Will this go down well?

[anonymous-user]

Whats the car?

[Byard]

E46 330d

[Alfa numeric]

I hope your settee is comfy...

[Caulkhead]

I wouldn't worry about the woman, I'd worry about the PH members now you've committed the cardinal sin of admitting you bought a car on finance which round these parts puts you below a paedo it would seem.

[Wing Commander]

Will be fine!

If anything flares up, you can easily diffuse the situation with a heavy ultimatum like "well if you don't like it, you can fk right off!"

She will see, immediately, how keen you are on the car and then give you a nice cuddle.

You're welcome.

Invoice is in the post

[anonymous-user]

Well it won't go down well at all so wear a sports protective cup.
Not sure I'd get a loan/divorce/a case of death for a E46 330d though, if you're gonna get a loan for something you should of gone the whole mile and got yourself a Tuscan!

[Pork]

Wing Commander said:

Will be fine!

If anything flares up, you can easily diffuse the situation with a heavy ultimatum like "well if you don't like it, you can fk right off!"

She will see, immediately, how keen you are on the car and then give you a nice cuddle.

You're welcome.

Invoice is in the post

Let us know how you get on with this.

[Pints]

Pork said:

Wing Commander said:

Will be fine!

If anything flares up, you can easily diffuse the situation with a heavy ultimatum like "well if you don't like it, you can fk right off!"

She will see, immediately, how keen you are on the car and then give you a nice cuddle.

You're welcome.

Invoice is in the post

Let us know how you get on with this.

I hope his doghouse has got WiFi.

[Cock Womble 7]

Do you share your finances?

Will any of "her" money be used to pay off the loan?

If not, tell her you made a decision and that's that.

If so, you're fked mate.

[McSam]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Do you share your finances?

Will any of "her" money be used to pay off the loan?

If not, tell her you made a decision and that's that.

If so, you're fked mate.

Pretty much this

[Byard]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Do you share your finances?

Will any of "her" money be used to pay off the loan?

If not, tell her you made a decision and that's that.

If so, you're fked mate.

No, non of her money will be used, its my money, but I can just hear it now ... 'You could have spent that money on me' ...

[Liquid Knight]

Byard said:

E46 330d

Is it chipped?

If you ever want to have sex again buy some flowers with the change.

[Cock Womble 7]

Byard said:

No, non of her money will be used, its my money, but I can just hear it now ... 'You could have spent that money on me' ...

Yes, you could have. But you didn't.

Sod it; you saw, you wanted, you bought. If she doesn't like it, that's tough and we're all here to back you up.








I'm kidding, you're on your own son.

[Byard]

Liquid Knight said:

Is it chipped?

If you ever want to have sex again buy some flowers with the change.

I want to remove the swirl flaps before It goes for a remap

How much should I spend on the flowers?

[OlberJ]

"Oh yeah? Well i don't remember you consulting me when you bought that hat"

/Homer Simpson

[Cock Womble 7]

Byard said:

I want to remove the swirl flaps before It goes for a remap

Are we still talking about the car?

[mgmrw2003]

PSBuckshot said:

Well it won't go down well at all so wear a sports protective cup.
Not sure I'd get a loan/divorce/a case of death for a E46 330d though, if you're gonna get a loan for something you should of gone the whole mile and got yourself a Tuscan!

+1

[Pints]

OlberJ said:

"Oh yeah? Well i don't remember you consulting me when you bought that hat"

/Homer Simpson

I didn't buy it. I found it.

/Marge Simpson

[Byard]

The ironic thing is I was looking at specifically diesels because I do a fair amount of miles traveling up to her...