Things you REALLY wouldn't want to hear in...........

[Boba Fret]

(bit of fun)

a car company's Boardroom....

"Let's ask the accountants views" FIAT Group

"I know, let's build a 4 door 911" Porsche. Obviously.

"We need another 'niche' car" Audi

over to you guys.......

[ZeeTacoe]

Ron Dennis

[pimpchez]

All engines will be FI ,and we will use those daft "engine noise enhancing speakers " behind the dashboard

[Jayho]

Lets build more 4x4's with different numbers after an X... well by 4x4 I mean some random coupe which is bigger than susan boyle... and also by 4x4 I mean some small jeep with rwd only, and ask for £10000 for 4wd... (guess who?)

[calibrax]

Ferrari : "And this is the new estate car..."

[Twincharged]

Jayho said:

Lets build more 4x4's with different numbers after an X... well by 4x4 I mean some random coupe which is bigger than susan boyle... and also by 4x4 I mean some small jeep with rwd only, and ask for £10000 for 4wd... (guess who?)

Errr... Chrysler?

[HAB]

Dany Bahar - "The new Esprit will use a twin turbo K series, bored out to 2.5L"

[MarJay]

BMW:

"Vi Vill be usink an entirely front wheel drife layout from now onwards. The new 1, 3, 5, 7, Z4, Z8, X3 and X5 will all be front wheel drive. We will be buyink our engines from Peugeot, outsourcing final assembly to Fiat's Lancia factory. We vill be usink a fat american to tune the handlink, and the M Sport division will be in charge of ride quality. Our new stylist is Chris Bangle's Japanese cousin who designed the very first Honda Civic."

[Boba Fret]

MarJay said:

BMW:

"Vi Vill be usink an entirely front wheel drife layout from now onwards. The new 1, 3, 5, 7, Z4, Z8, X3 and X5 will all be front wheel drive. We will be buyink our engines from Peugeot, outsourcing final assembly to Fiat's Lancia factory. We vill be usink a fat american to tune the handlink, and the M Sport division will be in charge of ride quality. Our new stylist is Chris Bangle's Japanese cousin who designed the very first Honda Civic.AND ZEN VE VILL CONQUER ALL OFF EUROPE"

[N5 NRO]

Aston Martin:

"Our next car will be a small hatchback based on the Toyota iQ."

[g3org3y]

N5 NRO said:

Aston Martin:

"Our next car will be a small hatchback based on the Toyota iQ."

Oh wait.

[230TE]

"Focus group results are in, and all our customers say it would be nice if the next generation Mini had a bit more room inside. So we're going to add another six inches all round."

[deveng]

Nissan: "so how stupid can we make our next small/medium urban cross over look?"

Mazda:"look how well the Prius is doing. Let's make a hybrid MX5"