Cracking Ebay advert

[ImDesigner]

Ford Focus humour

Worth a read

[Dids444]

X-Wing focus

[Mikeyplum]

[jas xjr]

glad it made somebody laugh. did nothing for me , he was just trying too hard to be funny

[ImDesigner]

jas xjr said:

glad it made somebody laugh. did nothing for me , he was just trying too hard to be funny

It's nice to see a change from the usual crap spouted by the pond life that frequent those (and most) pages.

[george h]

"(Possibly works underwater but this is unconfirmed)"

[JD123d]

Brilliant

[OldSkoolRS]

Maybe I'm just in a good mood as I've finished work for Easter, but it made me laugh till my eyes streamed with tears. I particularly like the ramble about sitting in the car and making engine noises and how his A380 impression is particularly good.

Maybe I' just easily pleased.

[AndyT77]

I got bored half way through.

[soad]

Nice drawings!

[Save Ferris]

soad said:

Nice drawings!

Battle Cat!!!

[rob.e]

ebaychappie said:

There are a couple of places (arches, rear bumper) that have been resprayed in places probably due to surface rust in the past. I say resprayed, it actually looks like it’s been done by a drunken blind clown at night hanging upside down from a moving giraffe. Honestly, Ghandi could have done a better job slapping paint on with his flip flops.

[43034]

Drawings are the best part IMO.

Cracking advert mind!!

[mrtwisty]

Good find OP, brought a smile to my face :-)

[MNBrennan]

Absolutely epic. Tempted to bid for the quality ad alone

[benjfrst]

"The windows are unbroken glass, have no chips and critically are transparent"

[Proxy]

The drawings made it happen for me.
Nice find!

[Jezz172]

The Questions & Answers are almost as good as the ad

[Or888t]

I found it hillarious! start to finish!
And he just keep it coming in the questions.

"Hi Pistolfleet. Your advert will go down in history - so funny! If only more ebay adverts were like this... Good luck with the sale. 14-Apr-11
A: I remember I laughed in a history class when I heard that King Harold was shot in the eye with an arrow, I had to write one hundred times "History is not funny, it is important" whilst I was doing this my mates kept passing me notes saying "Ha-Ha" or "arrow" when I inevitably laughed again I was made to stand outside and think about King Harold, I thought he was stupid for not ducking."





Have you seen the flux capacitor, in the photos! haha
Amazing, what a nutter.

Edited by Or888t on Thursday 14th April 18:10

[SammyW]

Superb! Reminds me of this, almost sounds like it could have been written by the same guy.

http://www.27bslash6.com/index.html