If looks could kill........

[RegMolehusband]

The bloke I just looked at would be dead. I hate people who block the car wash before buying their tickets.

[Liquid Knight]

Should have bought a yoghurt and thown it over the car when he left.

Looking at people does nothing, unless you're a scanner.

[AndyT77]

Are you 6'2" with a bald head and goatee beard? If not then the look you gave him would have made him laugh.

[Kiltox]

AndyT77 said:

Are you 6'2" with a bald head and goatee beard? If not then the look you gave him would have made him laugh.

Isn't everyone on PH?

/notthisstagain

[Shaw Tarse]

AndyT77 said:

Are you 6'2" with a bald head and goatee beard? If not then the look you gave him would have made him laugh.

2 exceptions to this
1 the "Mum you're in trouble look"
2 Paddington gives a hard stare!

[STW2010]

Why were you using a car wash?

I do this when I'm using the jet wash. Where else would I park?

[alephnull]

Someone threw a fking yoghurt over my car, because apparently I parked in 'their' space in a 70% empty carpark. Obviously they were terribly upset having to park one space over.

I'd give them a stern look if i saw them...

[i remember]

Maybe you shouldn't be so lazy and wash it yourself. Oh and all they do is scratch the fk out of your car.

[Fleckers]

AndyT77 said:

Are you 6'2" with a bald head and goatee beard? If not then the look you gave him would have made him laugh.

sorry I dont get it

[adycav]

alephnull said:

Someone threw a fking yoghurt over my car

How very uncultured.

[Camaro91]

Don't worry. You'll get your chance to be smug soon enough.

The other week I was waiting in line at the jet wash, there were two jet washes (one broken). The car in front of me moves into the working wash, as he does so another car pulls into the broken one.

A chap in a 4x4 pulls up behind me. The guy at the broken jet wash realises his mistake and drives off the forecourt. The bloke behind me suddenly fires up his engine and darts over to the jet wash. Obviously wasn't going to wait behind me then!

By this time, the car in front has finished and is driving out, so I drive in. As I'm putting my coins in, the queue jumper looks at me and says "I take it this is broken!", so I summon up a very smug smile and say "It certainly is".

In your face!!!!!

[Liokault]

adycav said:

How very uncultured.

lol

[iphonedyou]

adycav said:

How very uncultured.

Love it.

[Old Gregg]

adycav said:

How very uncultured.

Well played.

[rhinochopig]

Andre has a red flag, Chiang Ching's is blue
They all have hills to fly them on except for Lin Tai Yu
Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games
Hiding out in tree-tops shouting out rude names.

[sday12]

Easy, park your car at the exit of the car wash and do a big shop.

[RegMolehusband]

The last time this happened to me I actually went around the front of the car wash and reversed in while he was still in the shop. It wasn't possible this time unfortunately.

[OlberJ]

So if the guy parks elsewhere, and so do you (assuming you're not being stupidly hypocritical), he's still in the shop before you getting the token, is going to be out and have his car in the car wash while you're buying your token.

What's the issue?

Or are you saying while you were in buying your token someone then parked their car at the carwash and went in to buy a token?

[tex200]

RegMolehusband said:

The last time this happened to me I actually went around the front of the car wash and reversed in while he was still in the shop. It wasn't possible this time unfortunately.

please tell us that this is a wind up.

[icepop]

rhinochopig said:

Andre has a red flag, Chiang Ching's is blue
They all have hills to fly them on except for Lin Tai Yu
Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games
Hiding out in tree-tops shouting out rude names.

I do believe the Archangel Gabrial has spoken.