Man in convertible V scum with water ballons

[V8A*ndy]

Well I lost and to be fair i'm a bit shaken up.

The Belfast Marathon was in full swing today and the traffic was diverted. I pulled up at some traffic lights with a large Lorry to my right. So I didn't see them approaching.

Before I knew it, I was surrounded by at least a dozen of the little fkers and the Z4 and I took a total pasting.

One feral 15 year old was that close with his balloon he actually smacked me in the face as he lunged at me.

Another pelted me from the other side and hit me direct in the throat unbelievably leaving me with small cuts and tiny bruises. The force was increadibe and very unexpected from a balloon filled with water.

I have spent the last 2 hours drying the car out. The leather and other bits are all water stained (if that was indeed what was in the balloons).

Phoned the cops. Total waste of time.

I feel like a tt

[Tallbut Buxomly]

Sadly you are not. Its just the way society is these days. Kids are feral as people are incapable of taking care of kids.

[Chris Peacock]

Did you jump out and smash them ?....

[Choppers]

Absolute wkers - hopefully something very bad will happen to them. It never ceases to amaze me how jealous some people can be. Hope your car dries out ok

[LukeSi]

next time just drive at them. Teach the f**ks a lesson.

[deveng]

Some one I lived with at uni did this sort of thing when she was younger. So I left a bucket of water behind her drivers seat and one in her boot. Suddenly she seemed to feel sorry for the people she'd preyed on when she was younger

[Choppers]

Absolute wkers - hopefully something very bad will happen to them. It never ceases to amaze me how jealous some people can be. Hope your car dries out ok

[StottyZr]

I'd be pretty pissed off! Not much you can do in that situation though :/ Kids are complete idiots, don't really understand what there doing by smashing somebody with water ballons.

[Justayellowbadge]

Don't go to LM. They're everywhere now.

[Mars]

Justayellowbadge said:

Don't go to LM. They're everywhere now.

Sad fact of the Lad's Mags having gotten involved I guess.

LM Classic is still classy. I'll limit myself to that.

[Prince Jefri]

I had a little scrote launch himself into my car a few years ago to try to get his paws on my phone. His fingers were twisted back so violently the valet had to spent 30 mins cleaning blood off the interior of the car.....

.....what goes around!

Your were lucky, blood is thicker than water!

[Blakewater]

You should have just accidentally hit the accelerator in your panic as you were attacked. You couldn't have been blamed for flattening a few. You would have had to get the blood stains out as well though. Not just the water stains.

[Caulkhead]

Bad luck, but as it was kids, so I very much doubt it was jealousy and secondly think yourself lucky it was water rather than the usual weapon of choice for 'poser-bombing', the McDonalds chocolate thick shake (large).

[Garlick]

Mars said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Don't go to LM. They're everywhere now.

Sad fact of the Lad's Mags having gotten involved I guess.

LM Classic is still classy. I'll limit myself to that.

True enough. I've already told my group that the Chim will get me to and from the 24 only. It will remain on site for the rest of the time (bar the PH meet). Sad, but true.

[MitchT]

OP has just successfully illustrated why I won't own a convertible until I've escaped from this envy-driven, scum-ridden sh*t-hole of a country.

[Diabolik]

Thats shocking!

How many kids were there? Without wanting to sound like an internet tough guy, I don't think I'd have just driven off...

[Caulkhead]

MitchT said:

OP has just successfully illustrated why I won't own a convertible until I've escaped from this envy-driven, scum-ridden sh*t-hole of a country.

Yes, this never, ever happens anywhere else in the world ever. It certainly wasn't a relatively common occurence in California when I lived there in '94/95. Certainly not.

[Benbay001]

This is why car manufacturers need to make the roofs even quicker to go up and down, as soon as you saw them go to throw, you should hit the roof button and it should be up in less than a second. Followed by boiling oil being flicked in all directions, followed by chains that pin them down, followed by a paint brush that paints "im a completely scummy prick" on their head.
That would be the ideal world.

[AMv8 dreamer]

I got shot at once with a water pistol but i was doing about 40 at the time, and the knuckle draging mouth breathing inbred was a crap shot. It was like the washer jets were abit high. Might be worth carring pepper spray now though for an attack like that.

[g3org3y]

Gutting OP.

If one was to jump out catching one of these 'scallywags' and administer a bit of 'clip round the ear justice' I think we're all aware who the law would come down on.

These poor kids have human rights. Plus their actions are simply fun and just a case of kids messing around. They're all promising footballers don't you know.