Member length stuck.
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TheTurbonator

Original Poster:

2,792 posts

180 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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Is it even possible for the bit that says how long you've been a member for to get stuck? It just seems that it's been saying I've been here for 24 months for ages.

Bill

58,567 posts

284 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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Fnarr!


Shaw Tarse

31,887 posts

232 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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Bill said:
Fnarr!
hehe

Kinky

39,941 posts

298 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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Oooooer!

Pints

18,451 posts

223 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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Bill said:
Fnarr!
laugh
Not just me then. biggrin

TheTurbonator

Original Poster:

2,792 posts

180 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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You've all just got dirty minds smile

jimmyone

954 posts

171 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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the last time I looked...my member status was functioning wellsperm

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,993 posts

264 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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You've been a member since 24 09 11

....that's about 24 months wobble

TheTurbonator

Original Poster:

2,792 posts

180 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
You've been a member since 24 09 11

....that's about 24 months wobble
Thanks for that, I did try and look that up but can't seem to find it on my phone. Like I said it just seems to have been at 24 for ages but I might just be having a slow month.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,993 posts

264 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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TheTurbonator said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
You've been a member since 24 09 11

....that's about 24 months wobble
Thanks for that, I did try and look that up but can't seem to find it on my phone. Like I said it just seems to have been at 24 for ages but I might just be having a slow month.
Indeed..five days ago it would have said 23 months hehe

TheTurbonator

Original Poster:

2,792 posts

180 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
TheTurbonator said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
You've been a member since 24 09 11

....that's about 24 months wobble
Thanks for that, I did try and look that up but can't seem to find it on my phone. Like I said it just seems to have been at 24 for ages but I might just be having a slow month.
Indeed..five days ago it would have said 23 months hehe
It's definately been saying 24 for more than 5 days though.

sunbeam alpine

7,247 posts

217 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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Bill said:
Fnarr!
Kinky said:
Oooooer!
Glad I'm not the only one then smile

Can't even remember the last time my member length got stuck frown

NoNeed

15,137 posts

229 months

jimmyone

954 posts

171 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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sunbeam alpine said:
Glad I'm not the only one then smile

Can't even remember the last time my member length got stuck frown
Places we would all like to be stuck #1

madbadger

11,752 posts

273 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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TheTurbonator said:
It's definately been saying 24 for more than 5 days though.
It's whole months. It will change on Tuesday.

TheTurbonator

Original Poster:

2,792 posts

180 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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madbadger said:
TheTurbonator said:
It's definately been saying 24 for more than 5 days though.
It's whole months. It will change on Tuesday.
Cheers for that, good to know that my member length will soon increase.

jimmyone

954 posts

171 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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not quite as serious as the OP's situation, but a not dissimilar thing happened to me a few years back
I'm a bit of a DIYer, and rather than buy gifts, i prefer to make things for people.
so, for my wifes birthday, I decided to make her a jewellery casket.
I got myself some nice mahogony and made her the casket , including a lock.
And, as a bit of insurance, made a small hole in the rear that i could insert an 8 inch screwdriver,enabling me to access the lock, just incase we lost the keys, and i wouldnt have to destroy it getting our stuff out.
Before all this though, I had decided to build a small timber shed, to store my equipment., tools, paint etc.,
I had used up all the spare timber, so the shed wasnt solid,in fact it shook in the wind !!. but it was dry, and done the job.
Anyway, the inevitable happened, we lost the keys for the casket, so I told my wife "Dont worry, I can get it open "
I took the casket down to my shed.
The next day,I tried to open my shed, the handle had come loose, so i had to lever the door open
Fortunately, I got my screwdriver and proceded to unscrew the lock.
Unfortunately, because of the not very good construction of the shed, and as it had rained, the timber had expanded, and my screwdriver jammed .
Anyway, to cut a long story short...

Because of my wobbly erection,
and because my knob didnt work,
I got my 8 inch tool stuck in the rear of my wifes box !!!





GTIR

24,741 posts

295 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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I just read the last bit.

Which is odd because your bit might have been red after.