Sausages

[CAPP0]

Can we have an instant, permanent, complete ban imposed for any and everyone who suggests frozen f****** sausages as a solution to anything? Anything at all?

Thanks.

[Big Al.]

He's Gone!

[Last Visit]

CAPP0 said:

Can we have an instant, permanent, complete ban imposed for any and everyone who suggests frozen f****** sausages as a solution to anything? Anything at all?

Thanks.

Agreed. Its worse when it's a newbie trying to 'fit in' with the crowd.

[nonsequitur]

Big Al. said:

He's Gone!

Bangers and crash

[nonsequitur]

CAPP0 said:

Can we have an instant, permanent, complete ban imposed for any and everyone who suggests frozen f****** sausages as a solution to anything? Anything at all?

Thanks.

Shirley some mistake. One of our better cliches

[eharding]

Last Visit said:

CAPP0 said:

Can we have an instant, permanent, complete ban imposed for any and everyone who suggests frozen f****** sausages as a solution to anything? Anything at all?

Thanks.

Agreed. Its worse when it's a newbie trying to 'fit in' with the crowd.

Any link to provide context?

Now worried if querying over on Food, Drink & Restaurants whether the best way of keeping delicious locally-produced sausage products from the nearby farm-shop is to use a domestic low-temperature food storage appliance might inadvertently induce an apoplectic fit elsewhere on the site.

No hammers or lawns were harmed in the preparation of this post.

[nonsequitur]

Prick with fork.




(is what you do prior to cooking)

[CAPP0]

eharding said:

Any link to provide context?

There are so, so many to choose from. The one which momentarily warmed my sangfroid was in the "parking in front of my garage" thread. Having endured yet another use of the rapidly-growing retributional suggestion which involves sump plugs and candles, the witless subsequent poster thought it would be HILARIOUS to suggest that instead of inserting said candle, one should in fact hammer a Kent Korker into the hole in the sump.

Zany (over) use of an ancient PH meme aside, he also failed to understand the mechanics of the vengeant act, because the hoof-and-ringpiece-filled intestine wouldn't melt quite like a nice 6" taper anyway.

[DaveH23]

Can we still throw cans of redbull or is that banned as well.

[eharding]

CAPP0 said:

Kent Korker

Wurst-related PH meme abuse notwithstanding, that is actually rather a good PH username for someone who hails from that part of the world, and as yet unused.

[MDMA .]

[saaby93]

CAPP0 said:

Can we have an instant, permanent, complete ban imposed for any and everyone who suggests frozen f****** sausages as a solution to anything? Anything at all?

Thanks.

I found it

CAPP0 said:

Markee68 said:

Or possibly hammer a frozen sausage in?

Maaaaaaaaaan you're funny. Hilarious even.

11/10 for use of smilies

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[Monkeylegend]

So basically anyone who now uses that phrase is banned. Really?

What if you start a sentence or post with "so" ?

[MDMA .]

Monkeylegend said:

So basically anyone who now uses that phrase is banned. Really?

What if you start a sentence or post with "so" ?

Hoping it's a ban

[Monkeylegend]

MDMA . said:

Monkeylegend said:

So basically anyone who now uses that phrase is banned. Really?

What if you start a sentence or post with "so" ?

Hoping it's a ban

I'll let you know

[MDMA .]

Monkeylegend said:

MDMA . said:

Monkeylegend said:

So basically anyone who now uses that phrase is banned. Really?

What if you start a sentence or post with "so" ?

Hoping it's a ban

I'll let you know

If i don't, does that also mean you have?

[Monkeylegend]

MDMA . said:

Monkeylegend said:

MDMA . said:

Monkeylegend said:

So basically anyone who now uses that phrase is banned. Really?

What if you start a sentence or post with "so" ?

Hoping it's a ban

I'll let you know

If i don't, does that also mean you have?

I'm unable to post anymore.

[MDMA .]

Monkeylegend said:

MDMA . said:

Monkeylegend said:

MDMA . said:

Monkeylegend said:

So basically anyone who now uses that phrase is banned. Really?

What if you start a sentence or post with "so" ?

Hoping it's a ban

I'll let you know

If i don't, does that also mean you have?

I'm unable to post anymore.

Cool.

[eharding]

MDMA . said:

Monkeylegend said:

So basically anyone who now uses that phrase is banned. Really?

What if you start a sentence or post with "so" ?

Hoping it's a ban

There I was, about to start a thread in Music about Peter Gabriel's first non-eponymous album and all of a sudden..whammo. Starting to get a bit paranoid, to be honest. First sausages, then mid-eighties ex-prog rocker productions.

Where will it end?

Next we'll be banning a serious discussion in the Science forum of the best way to disinfect a xenomorph-infested terraforming station when both an orbital velocity capable vehicle and a selection of configurable-yield fusion devices are available.

[CAPP0]

Monkeylegend said:

So basically anyone who now uses that phrase is banned. Really?

What if you start a sentence or post with "so" ?

You might be taking me slightly too seriously. Although the sausage jockeys really are jolly tedious.