ETA - Put me out of my misery please?

[emailiscrap]

It's everywhere on PH, most big threads have at least one 'ETA' response.
I'm a forum-aholic but just can't work it out - please put me out of my misery!

btw, I know I am inviting ridicule and obvious misinformation, plus many many 'ETA' responses, but I'm ready for this

[TimmyHolland]

Edited to add

[thunderbelmont]

Also EFA - Edited for Accuracy (in the eyes of the editor!!)

[emailiscrap]

Woohoo!!! Sensible answers, much appreciated

[thunderbelmont]

You ask a sensible question, and you shall have a sensible answer.

Now, this putting you out of your misery. Head or Gut?