Provocation

[escargot]

Dear sirs,

It has come to my attention that a thread has been posted about me in the lounge (http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=777526&mid=60671&nmt=FAO:%20Escargot)

This 'Cara van man' is clearly trying to provoke me into employing unscrupulous tactics to get around the ban, therefore sealing my fate. In light of this, might I respectfully request that this 'individual' is dealt with in the manner appropriate. My suggestion is a full forum wide ban for 3 years.

Whilst we're on the subject, you could also include Sleep envy in that ban. I don't mind.

Thanks in advance,

Yours with a thousand apologies for immaturity,

escargot
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[sleep envy]

Al, any chance you can extend the snail's ban from 7 days to 70 please

ta

[escargot]

My human rights are being abused here!

[sleep envy]

you have no rights, back in the bucket!!

[escargot]

It's like guantanamo bay where I am right now.

I'm sick of al waterboarding me.

[sleep envy]

that orange shell really suits you

[Plotloss]

: ponders a thread ban:

Edited by Plotloss on Wednesday 25th November 13:03

[escargot]

Bloody Italians. Always about fashion with you lot isn't it.


I've served my penance. I've worn this cilice that garlic provided me with for 3 days now and my leg's starting to hurt.

[sleep envy]

we're being watched

you're far too hot

later

[escargot]

^ THAT is how I feel right now.

[Pints]

escargot said:

^ THAT is how I feel right now.

You mean fluffy and squint?

[escargot]

Pints said:

escargot said:

^ THAT is how I feel right now.

You mean fluffy and squint?

No, small and humble.


Like Shakira.

[Cara Van Man]

Get back in your consomme.

[V8mate]

escargot said:

^ THAT is how I feel right now.

Lucky they didn't reverse back over you for good measure.

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

Al, any chance you can extend the snail's ban from 7 days to 70 please

ta

+1.

thanks for the heads up Ric.

[Vixpy1]

[escargot]

V8mate said:

escargot said:

^ THAT is how I feel right now.

Lucky they didn't reverse back over you for good measure.

Chap, that's like my equivalent of snuff piccies. I got banned for less than that!


(Mods, please add V8mate to the list).

[Cara Van Man]

oooh, it speaks.

[pmanson]

Woohoo! About time this happened

[escargot]

You make me like this Nick. You.