Someone shoot the fat bastid

[Rs2oo]

I don't own a firearms licence, but if you do, please go to le Mans next year and kill the Michelin Man. I don't know what it is about him but I really want someone to shoot him. One bullet is all thats required to floor the annoying fat bd. We could then make him into a Kebab.

[24lemons]

He's not real you know!

[DS240]

Is the fact you don't have a firearms licence really the biggest stumbling block to shooting the 'Michelin man'.

No murdering today ... Don't want to break a firearms law!

What's your stance on Ronald McDonald?

[Nick M]

DS240 said:

What's your stance on Ronald McDonald?

Hateful character - he should be hung, drawn and quarter-poundered !!

[Y282]

i'd imagine he'd make a long farting comedy noise and fly about a bit. while screaming.

[Rs2oo]

24lemons said:

He's not real you know!

HE IS, I SEE HIM EVERY JUNE HE IS EVIL !!!!

[lost in espace]

He did a mock run to the cars for the le mans style start with the drivers. Everyone grimaced.

[spanishchocolate]

I saw him shaking hands with drivers in the starting line-up. I wondered why; like they were suddenly going to feel honoured and emboldened, that an Equity Card wannabe in an inflatable suit wished them godspeed. HOWEVER, I like the Michelin Man (even if he was getting a bit cocky); and anybody who walks around in that suit all day - and with that much gusto, deserves mucho respect

[Nick M]

Actually, for the record, I'm with the OP on this one.

It's not like a bear a grudge, but he scared me at the Earls Court Motor Show when I was about 4... Big scary white thing wobbling around and bending down to say hello - bd...

[Justices]

Nick M said:

Actually, for the record, I'm with the OP on this one.

It's not like a bear a grudge, but he scared me at the Earls Court Motor Show when I was about 4... Big scary white thing wobbling around and bending down to say hello - bd...

Sure it wasn't Clarkson?

[Nick M]

Justices said:

Nick M said:

Actually, for the record, I'm with the OP on this one.

It's not like I bear a grudge, but he scared me at the Earls Court Motor Show when I was about 4... Big scary white thing wobbling around and bending down to say hello - bd...

Sure it wasn't Clarkson?

Well given it would have been about 1974, I suspect he would have been a spotty teenager at the time - equally scary in his own way I'm sure, but this was definitely the Michelin Man...

[Boney2728]

Damn, i thought this thread was about our Nige..

[eddie main man]

Makes sense!!! How else would he get to Le Mans these days without loads of people rushing up to him. Fits the situation too. Now someones explained how much they hate the Michelin-Man, I can kind of imagine Clarkson under the costume laughing to himself.

Justices said:

Sure it wasn't Clarkson?

[wibble928mpg]

DS240 said:

What's your stance on Ronald McDonald?

Like all clowns, he should be beaten to death with his own ridiculous oversized shoes, with a big painted smile on his stupid face. Creepy b*****ds!