Useful french phrases for Le Mans

[TransverseTight]

I speak french to O level but am a bit rusty. Ive been and looked up some phrases using google translate that will be useful in Le Mans that you wont find in the phrase books. Thought id share... feel free to add your own. PS one of them might get you a slap

Je voudrais une palette de bière chargé dans notre van avec votre chariot élévateur à fourche veuillez
I’d like a pallet of your beer loading onto our van with your forklift.

Pouvons-nous apporter des bouteilles de verre sur le camping?
Can I bring glass bottles onto this campsite ?

Je voudrais acheter tous mes amis une robe et un joli chapeau rose.
I would like to buy a dress and a nice pink hat for my friends.

combien coûte une branlette du sein savonneuse
How much is a car wash? ;-) Best to ask this to one of the pretty girls running around marshalling on the campsite.

Avez-vous vu dix-huit (pronounced dicksweet) pirates ivres errant?
Have you seen 18 drunken pirates wandering about ?

Avez-vous vu 18 ivres gars bien habillés errant?
Have you seen 18 drunken well dresed chaps wandering about ?

comment puis-je obtenir à Mulsanne à travers les forêts
How do I get to the Mulsanne through the forest?

Have you seen any security guards in the woods ?
Avez-vous vu des gardes de sécurité dans les bois?

[JamieBurford]

[McSam]

JamieBurford said:

I believe my fiancée has that same book, some of the stuff in it is excellent and, if the German bits are anything to go by, very accurate too!

[LeoZwalf]

That pic is hilarious