best Totty at Le Mans
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mungo said:
A mate of mine went to a French club at LM and took a French tart home. Good skills but pulling birds is the last thing on my mind there when I haven't shaved or washed properly for a few days and I'm living in a tent in a dusty campsite.
I avoid the female species at LM - It's a lads weekend. I save the pulling for when I get back home again.
Ditti Mungo! It`,s the one day in the year when girls are off limits...I your a true Pistonhead that is!

john75 said:
Was debating this with a mate as to the best Totty at Le Mans 05 he opted for the Danish Pony tail wearing one whilst I ended up with a french girl.
She even ended up dragging me round the stores at Le Mans looking at clothes.
I remember the dane too! I believe she worked in one of the beer tents on a danish campsite...somewhere? I was making my very best effort to get her back to the comfort and warmth of my tent, to no avail obviously.
Apologies for the vagueity of my information, i was paraletic at the time - therefore, she was FIT!
edited for extra smuttiness!
>> Edited by calumcousins on Monday 13th March 00:41
i say that i know who you mean too as i presume, knowing the general lack of totty at LM, that she was the same one?!
Seriously though, i think they need to start attracting more women to Le Mans somehow - i know its a lads weekend, but after nearly a week there, you (well, I) start to seriously worry how far my standards drop!
Maybe they could hold some sort of women-friendly event for them while we're all recovering from our hangovers on the friday?!?
Seriously though, i think they need to start attracting more women to Le Mans somehow - i know its a lads weekend, but after nearly a week there, you (well, I) start to seriously worry how far my standards drop!
Maybe they could hold some sort of women-friendly event for them while we're all recovering from our hangovers on the friday?!?
calumcousins said:
Maybe they could hold some sort of women-friendly event for them while we're all recovering from our hangovers on the friday?!?
Yeah 'cos you know that no woman like motorsport and we'd need some kind of hair and nail painting activity to get us there
There are girls who go to Le Mans, the fact that you don't get to meet something is probably something to do with your attidude to girls generally - the "totty" you're all looking for aren't there and the females that are there are looking for a slighty different attitude in men.
I'm sure someone mentioned a children's room the other day?
stigproducts said:
Piglet said:
the females that are there are looking for a slighty different attitude in men.
I'm sure someone mentioned a children's room the other day?
I go to avoid crap like this![]()
Lets all agree on- NO BIRDS in le mans at all.
Listen love, I work in motorsport I have no objection to any of the sexist stuff that goes on, it's part of what makes motorsport what it is. I don't mind porn watching, I can banter with the best of them.
I do though object to the kind of rubbish posted above on a forum that accomodates men and woman very well. It goes back to Ted's "gay" point the other day - I'm guessing the majority of the guys on here grew out of sniggering at the existence of girls some time ago.
Those who are only going to Le Mans for totty should save their money and stay home with a copy of Nuts and an old sock!
>> Edited by Piglet on Monday 13th March 18:14
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