Latte's??
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tucker20

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285 posts

250 months

Thursday 6th July 2006
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Do the french not like this lovely milk based beverage??

We stopped at the services and found a Paul coffee place and when asking for a coffee au lait, we were handed a tiny cup, HALF FULL of boiling hot coffee with a drop of milk in. On trying to explain futher in broken French, well who am I kidding, broken English and also pointing alot about what we actually wanted, the confusion that followed is too much to even begin to explain.

I have decided that in future Le Mans trips, I am going to make a valid attempt to not comunicate with any French people, this will save them time, save face for me and not upset my party when I return with whatever the person has served me, right or wrong (always Wrong!), simply because my French is terrible.

Learn French you say? Now that's not very British is it!!

Truckosaurus

12,886 posts

307 months

Thursday 6th July 2006
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The French don't do foreign food or drink...

calumcousins

1,983 posts

241 months

Thursday 6th July 2006
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the latte I had in a service station on the way back home didn't actually have any coffee in it! It was essentially a cup of hot milk.... not really the ideal drink to perk you up for another 3 hour slog of driving....

tucker20

Original Poster:

285 posts

250 months

Thursday 6th July 2006
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Truckosaurus said:
The French don't do foreign food or drink...


In some places they don't seem to do anything but jambon and fromage. And yes I do know that means liver and bacon!

Guiddy

264 posts

237 months

Friday 7th July 2006
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When in Rome...!

Coffee was rocket fuel which was at least good at keeping us awake during the boring Peage sections!

I made the mistake of ordering a Latte in Italy once, which is the Italian word for milk! SO you just get Milk!

richardthestag

1,406 posts

256 months

Friday 7th July 2006
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tucker20 said:
Do the french not like this lovely milk based beverage??


Mrs thestag has an issue with French Coffee, I found "Cafe American" seems to work for her..

Me, I love it exactly as it comes..

fnarr

zeb

3,280 posts

241 months

Friday 7th July 2006
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My mate john speaks about as much french as i do urdu. After a couple of stops he got braver and said i'll order the food this time. As a true englishman he proudly marched off to order a hot dog and a coffee. He returned moments later the proud owner of 2 cheeseburgers 2 lots of chips and a brace of diet cokes.....not deterred he then ventured back to ask for some salt...and returned with 2 satchets of mayonaise





......I ordered the food from then on....

dougc

8,240 posts

288 months

Friday 7th July 2006
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'Latte' is a horrible Americanism and means simply 'Milk'. I don't think there is a French equivalent for a 'Latte'

Double Espresso and a glass of cold water is the way to go.

richardthestag

1,406 posts

256 months

Friday 7th July 2006
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dougc said:
Double Espresso and a glass of cold water is the way to go.




abso - f*cking - lutely

rude-boy

22,227 posts

256 months

Friday 7th July 2006
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richardthestag said:
dougc said:
Double Espresso and a glass of cold water is the way to go.




abso - f*cking - lutely


Forgett the watter, just add another double Espresso for me

turbofrs

26 posts

237 months

Tuesday 11th July 2006
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Hey guys if you wanna big milky coffee ye just need to ask for a "GRAND CREME " me I prefer a"CAFE CALVAR" which works magic for me, thats a small rocket fuel coffee and a shot of calvados, chuck two sugars in, take a sip out of the coffee .....lob in the calvados.....then neck the potion..........shudder.....then off you go....garanteed to get you another 100 clicks up the road

tucker20

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285 posts

250 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Grand creme?? is it that simple? I love you man!!

ERA

55 posts

260 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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Yeh

Say, café crème and they'll get it.
Grand crème is double café with milk.

But Café au lait, they should get it too.
The funny thing is : say it in a hotel, pension, guest house, everyone will know what it is and you'll get what you want.

Say it in a Paul (a chaine with young trainees), a service station... and no one will know...

The funniest thing is capuccino where you'll get most of the time coffee with Chantilly cream on top of it !!!

Generally speaking, most bars serve a terrible coffee and the coffee culture which has invaded the world with Starbucks and co... has not reached most of France yet !

PS : for the calvados, say café calva !


Edited by ERA on Wednesday 12th July 20:04

turbofrs

26 posts

237 months

Wednesday 12th July 2006
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hey wotever ................always get what I want.........apart from a memorable meal I had in cherbourg one year, the translation on the menu said pork sausage,.........what came out were strange white sausages...smelled orible and by christ tasted orible !!!!! boudain.....as I found out later were tripe sausages.........YUCK...and double YUCK really set me up for the boat ride home !!!!!!!!!!!!!!