Campsite fun
Campsite fun
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jackson1204

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27 posts

209 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Has any one played any good tricks on the campsites and have an intresting story

like tent racing or throwing a foam brick over an aston martin or even a rover V8 alarm clock ??

Supertoadylight

278 posts

225 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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one good one (if a mate is drunk) is to actually move them out of the tent into the main campsite itself (obviously still sleeping). Then humiliate them with all the rest of the campsite to see smile

boolay

1,553 posts

267 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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Last year, whilst one of our memebers was having a late afternoon knap, we decided to push his Elise across the campsite, and with his video camera, got people to do a piece to camera saying what a good thrashing they had just had in his car, people pretending to pi** up the side of it etc. One guy even come over, put his lime green borat mankini on, and draped himself across the car. We then pushed the car back and replaced his video camera. Was a laugh the next day when he decided to see what race footage he had recorded!

5upra

2,210 posts

227 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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There is a very nice BMW under this. The owner cycled to the supermarket in Arnage to get bread for his mates as a favour. This was the thanks he got........


Rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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Very boring with us in that regard.

The g/f and another PH'er on here did end up washing someone's Tuscan for them though. Not much I know, but the owner hadn't washed it for a couple of years and we think was treating as some sort of grime vs armourfend experiment....

jackson1204

Original Poster:

27 posts

209 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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Standing in the longest ever line for the toilets on Karting Nord was a problem we faced the other year so
A battery operated fart machine very quickly moves you to the front of the line and its very amusing for your mates watching peoples expressions hehe

Mark B

1,671 posts

294 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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We tried to see if a gazebo would hold the weight of a small person in the middle...

First we used a log as a seesaw over another log as a catapult. Our smallest group member stood on one end and the biggest group member jumped on t'other, this clearly wasn't going to work.
Next, biggest member of the group jumped off a chair to increase momentum.... Didn't work.
Next, we thought we would try 4 people holding respective hands and feet and swinging said individual up, but he bottled it on '3'
Next, we made a human staircase, firstly someone knelt down, next someone adopted 'Number 8 rugby position', next person bent slightly with hands around the chest of biggest member of the group who stood next to said gazebo. Smallest member tried to run up the staircase, but the third stair collapsed in a heap complaining of a bad back biglaugh
Lastly, we got the littlest fella to stand on biggest fella's shoulders and jump into the middle........

The gazebo didn't hold his weight... great experiment, very funny at the time, video can be seen here:

http://www.crawleybrothers.co.uk/LeMans/le_mans_20...

-Lummox-

2,007 posts

242 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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A couple of years back one of the lads in our group decided the showers on Houx Annexe were too grim and he'd just use shower in a can. After 4 or 5 days of his soapdodging he looked like a coal miner after overtime, and smelt like a sweaty camel that'd been hosed down with Lynx. So we chased him, pinned him down, and poured a couple of water containers and a bottle of shower gel over him. He wasn't best pleased, but for the rest of us there was much rejoicing biggrin

5upra

2,210 posts

227 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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Mark B said:
We tried to see if a gazebo would hold the weight of a small person in the middle...

The gazebo didn't hold his weight... great experiment, very funny at the time, video can be seen here:
Which campsite are you staying at this year ?

pincher

10,484 posts

246 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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This is what can happen to your car if you go to bed too early;



And this is what happens if you decide to ride an SL55 AMG nekkid but your 'mate' slams on the brakes and you hurtle off the back;


boolay

1,553 posts

267 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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pincher said:
And this is what happens if you decide to ride an SL55 AMG nekkid but your 'mate' slams on the brakes and you hurtle off the back;

I see he took his medicine to numb the pain!.... and learnt to hold on!

Mark B

1,671 posts

294 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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5upra said:
Mark B said:
We tried to see if a gazebo would hold the weight of a small person in the middle...

The gazebo didn't hold his weight... great experiment, very funny at the time, video can be seen here:
Which campsite are you staying at this year ?
We're not, we're off to Nurburgring instead...

EDIT - Just watching that again crying with laughter laughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

Edited by Mark B on Thursday 7th May 18:53

The Penguin

269 posts

248 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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Leaving your car is not advised!!




anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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The Penguin said:
Leaving your car is not advised!!


Thats probably scratched the paint, hilarious cry

FranSpeed3

64 posts

231 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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We had some spare stuff from the barbie, made this buried pig and so he could enjoy he le mans spirit, made sure he could enjoy a smoke and have a drink. biglaughbiglaughbiglaugh


Mark B

1,671 posts

294 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Clearly luckier than his mate behind wink

FranSpeed3

64 posts

231 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Mark B said:
Clearly luckier than his mate behind wink
You're not wrong there. He was pig sick!biglaughbiglaughbiglaugh

dick spannering

14 posts

208 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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i saw a lad on karting nord shooting people with a sherman tank hiding under an aston martin as they walked past last year, wot a tt!

lowdrag

13,183 posts

242 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Years back we had a friend with us who, when drunk, became a right pain in the ass. When he was asleep we put Nair cream on half his moustache and the opposite eyebrow. After his shower next morning he couldn't understand why people kept pointing at him..............

FranSpeed3

64 posts

231 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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In 2007 we had some minimoto's and one of our group 'Le Titch', who with a name like that should have been perfectly suited to them, fell off. rolleyesrolleyesrolleyes

In 2008 we thought he would be safer on mini quads so took those. How wrong we were. The little feller felt too safe, got too confident, caught the front wheels and went over the front..........the photo shows the result.yikesyikesyikes

Still, on the upside he had a night in a comfy hospital bed and it did his complexion wonders.wobblewobblewobble

This year we are taking a booster cushion and letting him play in full size vehicles only. biglaughbiglaughbiglaugh