Le Mans at home - what have I missed.
Le Mans at home - what have I missed.
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crmcatee

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5,803 posts

256 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Not going this year so we're having the alternative at home.


So far we've got the important things.


Small marquee for the garden.
Flat screen.
Eurosport on HD.
Long satellite feed leads to extend everything to where we want it.
Speakers and amp for audio.
Laptop for online timings and Le Mans radio (assuming they're broadcasting online again).
2 x BBQ's.
Stack of food including frites for that authentic Le Mans experience.
Beer/spirits for the lads and some sherry for the girlies.
Scaletrix track - and Peugot / Audi / Aston Le Mans cars.
Patio heater with new gas bottle.
Plenty of seats, tables.

For the kids
PS3 with racing games.
Top Gear Track times board for laps round the Ring.
WII with lots of games.


What haven't I thought of apart from going for a couple of hundred mile trip before getting here, some dust and putting up a tent (now there's an idea)

Jez Thain

113 posts

272 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Orange dust for sure, plenty of it
Empty your garbage bags around the lawn just for effect
A beer bottle pyramid, large as possible
Paddling pool, seen as though your allowed one!
Recipe for that tartiflette stuff, as you never know when you're very drunk at 2 am it might seem like a 'cracking idea' to make some

...then arrange for some 'traveling folk' to pop round Sunday evening to steal everything!


crmcatee

Original Poster:

5,803 posts

256 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Am I allowed to be truly authentic and chase them off with a beer bottle in my hand. smile



Jimski

275 posts

196 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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make sure on friday you go out onto the streets doing burnouts and stopping other cars to do the same

don't forget your water pistol for those foolish enough to have a window down - that'll show those no good commuters a thing or two!

crmcatee

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5,803 posts

256 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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I'm sure a couple of burnouts will please the neighbours..


water hose - check.
Laser pointer for some fun - check.


chocolatemonk

318 posts

257 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Format stays the same .. I would suggest asking your next door neighbour if they could run a generator next to your tent constantly for 24hrs, and maybe towards the end of the weekend get fireworks and launch them at random (but under no circumstances skyward) from scaffold tubes, before setting a huge fire, chopping down trees in your garden if required to fuel it, before throwing on beer kegs. Lastly they could empty dustbins all over your garden and drive over the contents as fast as possible to give you that authentic Sunday night at Beausejour feel.

Jimski

275 posts

196 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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chocolatemonk said:
Format stays the same .. I would suggest asking your next door neighbour if they could run a generator next to your tent constantly for 24hrs, and maybe towards the end of the weekend get fireworks and launch them at random (but under no circumstances skyward) from scaffold tubes, before setting a huge fire, chopping down trees in your garden if required to fuel it, before throwing on beer kegs. Lastly they could empty dustbins all over your garden and drive over the contents as fast as possible to give you that authentic Sunday night at Beausejour feel.
Did that actually happen? I'm glad I stayed at the track the whole time

n3il123

2,840 posts

242 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Remember to put a heater in your toilet to make it really hot, disconnect the flush on saturday night and then take out the toilet roll.

James P

3,036 posts

266 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Grand Marnier crepes cloud9

crmcatee

Original Poster:

5,803 posts

256 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Aha - good catch.


Also the champagne tent.


I'll be disabling the other toilets in the house forcing people to queue to get to the toilet.

rdjohn

7,156 posts

224 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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If today is anything to go by, maybe some good weather

-Lummox-

2,007 posts

242 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Radio Le Mans is broadcasting right now, just checked. See no reason to suspect they wouldn't broadcast the race.

andy_vtec

355 posts

270 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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chocolatemonk said:
Format stays the same .. I would suggest asking your next door neighbour if they could run a generator next to your tent constantly for 24hrs, and maybe towards the end of the weekend get fireworks and launch them at random (but under no circumstances skyward) from scaffold tubes, before setting a huge fire, chopping down trees in your garden if required to fuel it, before throwing on beer kegs. Lastly they could empty dustbins all over your garden and drive over the contents as fast as possible to give you that authentic Sunday night at Beausejour feel.
PMSL - ^^ What he said - a pretty similar experience in Maison Blanche!

iwantanalfa

570 posts

198 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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-Lummox- said:
Radio Le Mans is broadcasting right now, just checked. See no reason to suspect they wouldn't broadcast the race.
It isn't Le Mans without Radio Le Mans! (For those of us that young!)

chocolatemonk

318 posts

257 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Jimski said:
chocolatemonk said:
Format stays the same .. I would suggest asking your next door neighbour if they could run a generator next to your tent constantly for 24hrs, and maybe towards the end of the weekend get fireworks and launch them at random (but under no circumstances skyward) from scaffold tubes, before setting a huge fire, chopping down trees in your garden if required to fuel it, before throwing on beer kegs. Lastly they could empty dustbins all over your garden and drive over the contents as fast as possible to give you that authentic Sunday night at Beausejour feel.
Did that actually happen? I'm glad I stayed at the track the whole time
yes it's worth a visit if you stay Sunday night, just don't pitch your tent :wink:


captainchaos him

144 posts

197 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Mayonnaise for the frittes,
Some really tall flag poles with flags of course,
Remove all sign of toilet paper, and buy squares of tracing paper instead,
cover your car with much dust
and also get some really crusty french bread - the stuff that will make your gums bleed!!!

Enjoy!

Edited by captainchaos him on Friday 28th May 16:42

Oggs

8,817 posts

283 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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James P said:
Grand Marnier crepes cloud9
yeslick

crmcatee

Original Poster:

5,803 posts

256 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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Do you think it would be over the top to charge inflated prices for beer / frites / crepes / food.


Should I lay out the seats on the decking and call it a grandstand and charge a premium ?

NormanD

3,208 posts

257 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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n3il123 said:
Remember to put a heater in your toilet to make it really hot, disconnect the flush on saturday night and then take out the toilet roll.
And don't wash at least untill Monday evening

School boy

1,006 posts

240 months

Friday 28th May 2010
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crmcatee said:
I'm sure a couple of burnouts will please the neighbours..


water hose - check.
Laser pointer for some fun - check.
Throw beer at all the cars too.