Corsa C 1.0 - Are they that bad?
Corsa C 1.0 - Are they that bad?
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911p

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2,361 posts

209 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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A mate is looking at these as they're very cheap to insure. Any known problems to look out for? Or are they really just absolute heaps of st as everyone says?

Advice appreciated, including cheap to insure alternatives (he is 18).

BFG TERRANO

2,172 posts

177 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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My mum was in the market for a corsa a few years ago... know nothing about them but she was advised to stay away from the 12 valve engine. Instead she bought an 03 1.2 16 valve and it gave her faultless service for 6 years, sold it on and only lost a couple of grand.

davepoth

29,395 posts

228 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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I had a rental one if memory serves. It did an indicated 100mph...eventually.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

234 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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My mrs had one when I met her. sttest car I've ever driven.

Avoid.

NateWM

1,742 posts

208 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Oh god yes!

First of all, a Corsa C is already a pile of scrap no matter what engine it has. However, the 1.0 3-pot is easily the worst of the bunch.

My Grandfather bought one a few months ago, and it has been nothing but trouble. It's slow, unrefined, sounds like a bag of spanners etc. When you leave them stood for more than half hour, the cylinder head will knocks its tits off until the oil pumps round to the head again, ad the chains rattle constantly. The worst thing though, is that they use MORE fuel than the faster, better to drive 1.2 4-pot.

Seriously, they are such a god awful car. Just typing this and thinking about it makes me want to smash it up out of frustration. Piece of hateful fking piece of stty fking scrap made out of fking tin foil and rust the horrible, slow, cheap piece of utter motherfking cow manure and fking st.

BFG TERRANO

2,172 posts

177 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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At that age his choices are limited unless he has a lottery win for insurance, ka, punto, picanto, C1, polo spring to mind?

Exovolt

52 posts

174 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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If you really hate your mate then tell him to get the 1.0.

911p

Original Poster:

2,361 posts

209 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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hornetrider said:
sttest car I've ever driven.
NateWM said:
Seriously, they are such a god awful car. Just typing this and thinking about it makes me want to smash it up out of frustration. Piece of hateful fking piece of stty fking scrap made out of fking tin foil and rust the horrible, slow, cheap piece of utter motherfking cow manure and fking st.
Exovolt said:
If you really hate your mate then tell him to get the 1.0.
Oh. hehe

AnotherClarkey

3,698 posts

218 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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I had one as a hire car once. I did Edinburgh to Worthing and back in a weekend in it - I wanted to like it, thinking it would have some character being a three-pot but really it was awful. The Saxo 1.1 I had at the time had truly sparkling performance in comparison and was more economical too.

Speed_Demon

2,662 posts

217 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Cheap, and not at all cheerful. So painfully slow, 70 is a hellish struggle. Soul crushing place to be, an would rather ride a unicycle than have to take a seat in one.

Unfortunately my friend has one and that's how I know of the horror of a 1.0 Corsa C

scarebus

858 posts

200 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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The worst car I have ever driven, EVER!

Kitchski

6,551 posts

260 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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They are pretty bad, yeah.

Killer2005

20,581 posts

257 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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hornetrider said:
My mrs had one when I met her. sttest car I've ever driven.

Avoid.
+1

And I used to drive a daewoo nexia

snotrag

15,623 posts

240 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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You would have to be comprehensively moronic, to choose a Vauxhall Corsa over a Ford Fiesta, which is better in every possible way despite being about its closest competitor.

911p

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2,361 posts

209 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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snotrag said:
You would have to be comprehensively moronic, to choose a Vauxhall Corsa over a Ford Fiesta, which is better in every possible way despite being about its closest competitor.
Or just can't afford to be raided by the insurance companies.

Speed_Demon

2,662 posts

217 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Speed_Demon said:
Cheap, and not at all cheerful. So painfully slow, 70 is a hellish struggle. Soul crushing place to be, an would rather ride a unicycle than have to take a seat in one.

Unfortunately my friend has one and that's how I know of the horror of a 1.0 Corsa C
You know I'm pretty sure a unicycle would be faster to 30. Can we organise a race of some sort?

hornetrider

63,161 posts

234 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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911p said:
Or just can't afford to be raided by the insurance companies.
Advise your friend to walk.

I'm not joking.

valverguy

440 posts

204 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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People are correct in telling you that the 1.0 corsa c is ste. However the 1.2 sxi is a perfectly good car for a new driver, modern enough pokey enough and handles well enough. To say that the fiesta is better in every way is a lie, to say that either are going to be fantastic is also a lie, But for a first car they are cheap (sub 1k) and reliable.

DaveH23

3,355 posts

199 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Get a corsa B.

Cheaper to:
Buy
Insure
Tax
and if it is capable of breaking cheaper to repair.

Had one as my first car car at 18. Cost me £350 to buy, insurance £700 tpft and it renewed at £500. 2.5 years it never cost me 1p other than tax insurance and MOT.

Buy on condition and history and it will be cheap motoring until insurance dictates otherwise.

CampDavid

9,145 posts

227 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Had one as a rental. Actually wasn't that bad from memory