Best £30k car for a proper chode
Best £30k car for a proper chode
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ferg1986

Original Poster:

67 posts

157 months

Monday 13th March 2017
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Chaps,

I'm a chode. The kind whose girlfriend has a butt like a high school volleyball player and tits round her ears.

To cement my chodishess I live in London and have £30k ish to shred on something that draws attention and makes the other girls stare.

My apprenticeship in the phallusosphere was well served in E46s and E92s and I'd like to break with that tradition.

To mind has come a continental GT, a leggy V8 vantage or something left field like a 356 replica. Anything job-centre-plus-ish i.e TVR, AMG, Jap merde or ANYthing kit car will be completely disregarded and left for the mentalists.

I hope to use the chariot to pop over to Le Mans with someone other old sports and then later in the year take the old bird through the Alps and lakes to Monza.

Your help and suggestions would be greatly appreciated

Cold

16,047 posts

106 months

Monday 13th March 2017
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I've no idea what any of that means. But have you thought about buying a blue one?

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

146 months

Monday 13th March 2017
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A £1000 mx5 is the only answer

Krikkit

27,470 posts

197 months

Monday 13th March 2017
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Surely a Bentley is the perfect tool for the job, that or an Aston.

W00DY

16,103 posts

242 months

Monday 13th March 2017
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A ropey Nissan GTR. Get it badly wrapped and drive it like an absolute cock.

Everyone knows GTRs are well faster than Ferraris.




Disclaimer: I love a GTR, but they do seem to attract some idiots

ferg1986

Original Poster:

67 posts

157 months

Monday 13th March 2017
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W00DY said:
A ropey Nissan GTR. Get it badly wrapped and drive it like an absolute cock.

Everyone knows GTRs are well faster than Ferraris.




Disclaimer: I love a GTR, but they do seem to attract some idiots
I'm liking the cut of your jib son. Good shout

nish81

151 posts

103 months

Monday 13th March 2017
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How do you park anything that big in London?

ericmcn

1,999 posts

113 months

Monday 13th March 2017
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ferg1986 said:
Chaps,

I'm a chode. The kind whose girlfriend has a butt like a high school volleyball player and tits round her ears.

To cement my chodishess I live in London and have £30k ish to shred on something that draws attention and makes the other girls stare.

My apprenticeship in the phallusosphere was well served in E46s and E92s and I'd like to break with that tradition.

To mind has come a continental GT, a leggy V8 vantage or something left field like a 356 replica. Anything job-centre-plus-ish i.e TVR, AMG, Jap merde or ANYthing kit car will be completely disregarded and left for the mentalists.

I hope to use the chariot to pop over to Le Mans with someone other old sports and then later in the year take the old bird through the Alps and lakes to Monza.

Your help and suggestions would be greatly appreciated
Have you done your school homework?

Defconluke

320 posts

170 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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Supercharged Range Rover with limo tints, big chrome wheels and straight pipes.

ferg1986

Original Poster:

67 posts

157 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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ericmcn said:
Have you done your school homework?
Yeah actually which is why I'm looking to buy a proper car before I can even grow a full beard

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

146 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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ferg1986 said:
Yeah actually which is why I'm looking to buy a proper car before I can even grow a full beard
Don't bully those who can't grow a beard it's a sensitive subject

MorganP104

2,605 posts

146 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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Lexus GS300 with fake carbon fibre bits, gold badges, and 22" chrome wheels.

Then take the other £29k and buy lots of hair products, jeans with a crotch round the knees, and baseball caps with the retail stickers still on.

You're welcome.

stuno1

1,355 posts

211 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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Are people actually taking this thread seriously? Did you all read the op's post? This is some sort of odd joke/trolling. Want a rest but not jap or tvr....

MorganP104

2,605 posts

146 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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stuno1 said:
Are people actually taking this thread seriously?
In a word, no. biggrin

stuartmmcfc

8,769 posts

208 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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MorganP104 said:
stuno1 said:
Are people actually taking this thread seriously?
In a word, no. biggrin
I am cos I'm in the same boat and need answers.
Word.


( I think)

Mike335i

5,541 posts

118 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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So you are a scrotum and you want a car to match your 'scrotumness'?

Recent thread would suggest a BMW X6.

CaptainSensib1e

1,473 posts

237 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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C63 AMG? Preferably in white with black wheels.

Sharted

3,048 posts

159 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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I was going to ask what a Chode is but the OP has illustrated so eloquently that there is little point.

R8Steve

4,150 posts

191 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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ferg1986 said:
ANYthing kit car will be completely disregarded and left for the mentalists.
ferg1986 said:
something left field like a 356 replica
confused

caelite

4,282 posts

128 months

Tuesday 14th March 2017
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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

Surely one of these must be on the shortlist? Overfinch RR, in white.