My van steers better than my M4. Ouch.
My van steers better than my M4. Ouch.
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Julian Thompson

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2,714 posts

267 months

Friday 25th October 2019
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I’ve made no secret of my affection for my BMW M4. It’s a cracking car that covers the bases of being a big hairy chested coupe that has power delivery that just works in the real world. I like the way it sounds despite the criticism, I like the interior, it grips hard and stops well and goes harder than it needs to to be impressive and urgent. If you give it a shoe full, the e diff thing works brilliantly with (allegedly) controllable slides on tap. Mine is a manual version but it has so much torque you can treat it like an auto most of the time. It also - to my eye - looks great as a coupe and yet as I discovered last night it still works to take clients out for dinner.

Perfect, then - well not quite. You see, I’ve not driven the car for about a year. It has been sat in the garage patiently waiting for me whilst I’ve been busy with other stuff and in fact I only taxed it because I realised we didn’t have another suitable 4 door car to collect customers from the airport in and ferry them about.

This year I’ve been driving my 986s and more recently my Elise, but mainly I’ve been driving my trusty 68 plate Peugeot Boxer van which, for a van, has brilliantly weighted and accurate hydraulic steering.

You’ve read the title of the thread and I’m not, unfortunately, joking when I tell you that honestly the van has more feelsome and accurate steering than the M4 which is just dead in your hands.

It’s competent in every other way but the steering is like a heavy version of a Sega(Tm) arcade game.

I don’t know if it’s the software, the tyres or the size of the tyres that is to blame - or even the geometry (I think it feels short on caster.)

So - what to try first to bring it alive a bit? I’ve tried tyre pressures and “mode” but those button things are not so helpful and just vary the weight from what I can see of it.

Lukas239

463 posts

125 months

Friday 25th October 2019
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Put the engine in the van

Shiv_P

3,034 posts

134 months

Friday 25th October 2019
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How dare you suggest a BMW doesn't have the best steering in the world on PH.

Mr Tidy

31,221 posts

156 months

Friday 25th October 2019
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The OP is right though!

My BMW E86 (Z4 Coupe) has EPAS, but my BMW E90 330i has HPAS and it is just so much better in every way.

rallycross

13,737 posts

266 months

Friday 25th October 2019
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How do you put up with the silly fake/farty made up noises these M4's make or can you switch it to a setting where its a normal/not manipulated sound?

iphonedyou

10,406 posts

186 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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rallycross said:
How do you put up with the silly fake/farty made up noises these M4's make or can you switch it to a setting where its a normal/not manipulated sound?
I’d imagine the OP muddles through, somehow. Like the majority of us would.

mike74

3,687 posts

161 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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There's an M4 around the corner from me, every time I hear it coming it tricks me into thinking it's a knackered old diesel van with a misfire and a blowing exhaust.

Julian Thompson

Original Poster:

2,714 posts

267 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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In fact I don’t have a problem with the sound - it makes all kinds of interesting noises that I find entertaining! The solution is to drive the car with sensible throttle openings and with the exhaust valves shut in built up areas and then it makes no silly noises. Sorted. Nothing to see here...

More importantly - any thoughts about improving the steering? Has anyone tried a different tyre other than Pilot sport?

PS
I actually posted this in GG and I’ve no idea why they moved it to car buying because this car is already bought!

ATM

21,310 posts

248 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Julian Thompson said:
This year I’ve been driving my 986s and more recently my Elise
These cars will have great feedback. The modern electric systems just cant get close.

stevemcs

10,277 posts

122 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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You should test drive a Transit.

Jimmy Recard

17,549 posts

208 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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I’m a big fan of the Boxer/Ducato/Citroën version. They’re actually pretty fun to drive. Perfect pedal placement for heel and toe too!

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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My F80 M3 lasted about a month before I got rid - fast but for me, nothing like an M car should drive/feel

cerb4.5lee

44,263 posts

209 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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The hydraulic steering in the E92 M3 came in for a bit of criticism as well in the motoring press(I personally didn't find it to be that bad in fairness though) for lacking feel.

The electric steering on my 640d was terrible though, so I can understand where you are coming from regards the M4.