Suggest a midlife crisis car which doesn't shout midlife!
Suggest a midlife crisis car which doesn't shout midlife!
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mrmodouk

Original Poster:

1 posts

53 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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Hi

Being middle-aged, I am now in the crisis phase of my life and clutching desperately onto youthful thoughts, having done the motorbike part of this, I am now onto the car part. Does anyone have any suggestions for a great midlife car ...but doesn't shout look at him having a midlife crisis???

Thanks

J4CKO

46,970 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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Hmm, you are playing into the ageist agenda there, we arent here that long so just buy what you fancy, when you want it.

Loads of men get to their middle years after years of providing and having to have sensible wheels to cart offspring round in, then treat themselves to something sporty and it gets labelled as a "Mid life crisis", need to ask yourself, had you been able would you have done this earlier ?

We dont fundamentally change mentally, im 52 but still feel like 20 odd in my head, not sure why people think I should buy some grey 1.6 diesel estate and then a Honda Jazz, fk it, have fun !

Dont worry what anyone else thinks, at twenty they would say you are too young for that car, at thirty if you get a sportscar they would call you a hairdresser, just a way to piss on your bonfire.

Need to know a budget, I got a bright red 944 Cabriolet at 44, which screams MLC to those that think like that, didnt care, was fun.

Geoffcapes

1,318 posts

194 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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SL63?

It's a V8 without being too shouty. And SL's are 'generally' for the older gentleman.

ChrisPackit

274 posts

153 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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It's surely got be be a red Porsche or perhaps one of the gaudy coloured Mustangs.

Nothing else says "Not a Mid Life Crisis" more than those two....

C

kambites

71,573 posts

251 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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Not sure why you'd particularly want to hide the fact you're having a mid-life crisis. smile

plenty

5,036 posts

216 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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A paradoxical question. Non sequitur even.

Given the lack of any other posited criteria, it appears OP is searching for something that offers a superficial, accessible level of gratification. And yet whose gratification is non-obvious to others.

A car with more substance than style then. But this contradicts the essence of a 'mid life crisis car', at least as far as the the typical interpretation of 'mid-life crisis car' goes.

I would suggest for example that a Suzuki Swift Sport, or a JDM Subaru Legacy twin-turbo, or a V10 Audi S6, are all examples of cars that go unnoticed by the general population yet offer something for the enthusiast.

Whether they fulfil OP's criteria, however, is anyone's guess.

FamousPheasant

768 posts

146 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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Jaguar XFR - fast, fun, stupidly good value and because it's a jag saloon you still look like an old man. Get one with a spires exhaust and it's the perfect oxymoron.


cerb4.5lee

44,966 posts

210 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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I find the mid life crisis thing interesting as well. I got the Cerbera at 33 and I never got any of the mid life crisis jibes(I did get "that is your Dad's car" jibe once though), however the Z4M Roadster that replaced it when I was 39 I got mid life crisis jibes left, right and centre in comparison though. Maybe it is the Convertibles/Roadsters that come in for more flak regarding this?

BoRED S2upid

21,071 posts

270 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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Caterham.

They are looking at the car not you.

Quickmoose

5,388 posts

153 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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J4CKO said:
Hmm, you are playing into the ageist agenda there, we arent here that long so just buy what you fancy, when you want it.

Loads of men get to their middle years after years of providing and having to have sensible wheels to cart offspring round in, then treat themselves to something sporty and it gets labelled as a "Mid life crisis", need to ask yourself, had you been able would you have done this earlier ?

We dont fundamentally change mentally, im 52 but still feel like 20 odd in my head, not sure why people think I should buy some grey 1.6 diesel estate and then a Honda Jazz, fk it, have fun !

Dont worry what anyone else thinks, at twenty they would say you are too young for that car, at thirty if you get a sportscar they would call you a hairdresser, just a way to piss on your bonfire.

Need to know a budget, I got a bright red 944 Cabriolet at 44, which screams MLC to those that think like that, didnt care, was fun.
exactly, mid-life crisis my ar5e.
I'm old enough to have the time and money to get what I actually want, and still 'young' (flexible) enough to get in and enjoy it. It's THE time, the perfect time.....its all down to your personality...if you're a clam risk averse saver type, then an Orange Lambo might well jarr.... but if you're not...then a bright and/or fun car just adds joy to your life!

cerb4.5lee

44,966 posts

210 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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BoRED S2upid said:
Caterham.

They are looking at the car not you.
I was really surprised at how head turning the Caterham was when I had a go in one. I was hoping that they were looking at me though in my head!! hehe

J1990

847 posts

83 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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F Type V6S or V8? Classy but not necessarily midlife crisis. SVR might be a push to not look like a last hurrah but I'd still want it!

Maserati GranTurismo? As above

HardtopManual

2,924 posts

196 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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Buy what you want. People who look at your car and think, "midlife crisis" are likely just envious of it, or of your ability to buy it.

If you've come off a motorbike and want some thrills in a car, it's going to have to be something like a Caterham or Atom.

garypotter

2,073 posts

180 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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996 911 for a bit of weekend fun anot zillions of pounds to purchase beware your research before taking the plunge.

DodgyGeezer

49,052 posts

220 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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embrace the MLC and get a red Corvette hehe

In fairness the only sensible car I've bought willingly was a ZT190+ MG (I have had some unwilling purchases!! hehe )

Stevemr

947 posts

186 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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Embrace the mid life crisis, I’m 61 and still try to have one every couple of years, last years was a GSX1400.
Who gives a flying F what anyone else thinks!
Life’s to short, get what makes you happy!

HardtopManual

2,924 posts

196 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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DodgyGeezer said:
embrace the MLC
Do this OP. I bought a Ferrari when I was in my 20s. I still have it now that I'm in my 40s. Everyone assumes it's a MLC mobile.

Gecko1978

12,302 posts

187 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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Masarsti even a diesel Ghbli because well its a masarsti

BMW 440i not quite a full M4 but plenty or maybe a 240

Porsche Boxster Cayman 911 all fun cars by looks of them an not to chest wig gold medallion

How about a TT or an S3

Christ the list is endless really

QJumper

3,238 posts

56 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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I embraced my midlife crisis with a Jag XK8.

Cylon2007

611 posts

108 months

Thursday 9th February 2023
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What midlife crisis, I'm 62 (nearly) 63 and run around in a Mazda MX5 ND Recaro Sport as my daily/only car and got 'back into' bikes in 2001 at 41 years young and am currently running a 2021 Kawasaki 1000sx Ninja which went to the Alps last year and is currently going to Scotland for 5 days end of April and 9 days across to Austria in July (so far planned).
As others have said just do it because you can, we are no here for the long time so enjoy what you have.