Cheap van - dreadful idea? Warning: Bipper content.
Cheap van - dreadful idea? Warning: Bipper content.
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TheFungle

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4,219 posts

230 months

Sunday 19th January 2025
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Every few years I find myself considering a small van for carefree humping and dumping and it's not that time again.

I'm putting a little more miles on my GR86 than I'd like and Mrs Fungle has recently changed to a wholly unsuitable saloon as her company car, as well as this we have recently adopted two dogs who clearly require their own transport!



I'm comfortable paying up to £2k and whilst I will no doubt revamp the interior as a little project, I don't want a mechanical project.

I do like the Bipper but I'm not beholden to it, is this a money idea pit idea in waiting?

A500leroy

7,763 posts

142 months

Sunday 19th January 2025
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No perfectly acceptable, just watch the gearboxes.

Sebring440

3,089 posts

120 months

Sunday 19th January 2025
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TheFungle said:
Every few years I find myself considering a small van for carefree humping
TheFungle said:
I will no doubt revamp the interior as a little project.
Remember the mattress for the carefree humping.

daqinggregg

5,335 posts

153 months

Monday 20th January 2025
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It’s the vision of the ‘Fungles’ humping I can’t banish from my mind; the ‘Bipper’ is so absolutely gopping, it’s cool, get it bought and enjoy kitting it out!

anonymous-user

78 months

Monday 20th January 2025
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Humping and dumping?

chrisch77

875 posts

99 months

Monday 20th January 2025
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Looks like fun, but remember it’s a commercial vehicle so you’ll have lower speed limits and probably need to get specialist van insurance, no carry over of car NCB etc.

A better option might be a van derived MPV to avoid that nonsense. I have a tatty Berlingo Multispace, bought as a stop gap car 3.5 years ago and kept on as the tip run & dog carrier, now it spends most of its miles taking my daughter to the stables on a muddy farm.

Edit: it seems there was a Tepee MPV version of the Bipper so that may be worth looking at.

Edited by chrisch77 on Monday 20th January 07:49

clockworks

7,162 posts

169 months

Monday 20th January 2025
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Unless you actually need a van, why not go for the "car" version instead - Bipper Teepee, or the Citroen Nemo / Fiat Qubo?

All the same basic vehicle, but Fiat used their own engines. The Fiat Qubo with the 1.3 Multijet diesel is probably the best choice for performance and economy.
I owned one for nearly 3 years from new. Great little car, no problems with it. 60mpg average, and went well after a mild remap. The later models were "mapped" from the factory.

ADJimbo

857 posts

210 months

Monday 20th January 2025
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If your tip is anything like mine then they’ll get really excited if you turn up in a van, as they’ll class you as a commercial vehicle and turn you away.

A friend of mine uses a SsangYong Turismo. He’s removed the rear seats for tip/dog work. You could hold a ballroom dance in the back of it and more importantly, the tip class it as a car/MPV because it’s got windows - albeit heavily tinted. .

Edited by ADJimbo on Monday 20th January 08:56

Davie

5,947 posts

239 months

Monday 20th January 2025
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I'd echo that last couple of comments. Fried of mine had an Astravan for similar reasons, bit of a DIY tool / tip runs / chuck the bike in and the like but having run it for a few weeks, he quickly decided that an Astra estate would do everything the van did but gave him the flexibility of it being a car, ie had five seats as and when required and no commercial speed limits / insurance implications.

RazerSauber

2,779 posts

84 months

Monday 20th January 2025
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The Zafira is made for this purpose, and not have the van restrictions others have mentioned

TheFungle

Original Poster:

4,219 posts

230 months

Monday 20th January 2025
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clockworks said:
Unless you actually need a van, why not go for the "car" version instead - Bipper Teepee, or the Citroen Nemo / Fiat Qubo?

All the same basic vehicle, but Fiat used their own engines. The Fiat Qubo with the 1.3 Multijet diesel is probably the best choice for performance and economy.
I owned one for nearly 3 years from new. Great little car, no problems with it. 60mpg average, and went well after a mild remap. The later models were "mapped" from the factory.
Great shout, a quick AT search for Qubo reveals some pretty decent value.

clockworks

7,162 posts

169 months

Tuesday 21st January 2025
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TheFungle said:
Great shout, a quick AT search for Qubo reveals some pretty decent value.
One thing to watch for with the Qubo is folding down the rear seats.
The rear seats, when folded down, limited how far back you could slide the front seats.
Make sure you can still drive the car with the rear seats down!

The one that I had was a 2009, and the issue may have been fixed on the facelift model.

Giantt

904 posts

60 months

Tuesday 21st January 2025
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Cheese on Toast with Worcestershire Sauce said:
Humping and dumping?
Snogging n doggin. Hth

Speed addicted

6,281 posts

251 months

Tuesday 28th January 2025
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In the same sort of situation I went for a berlingo car rather than van. I found the vans at the budget end of the market tended to be totally done, plus you have the lower speed limits and can insurance to sort out.

Kuwahara

1,408 posts

42 months

Tuesday 28th January 2025
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Davie said:
I'd echo that last couple of comments. Fried of mine had an Astravan for similar reasons, bit of a DIY tool / tip runs / chuck the bike in and the like but having run it for a few weeks, he quickly decided that an Astra estate would do everything the van did but gave him the flexibility of it being a car, ie had five seats as and when required and no commercial speed limits / insurance implications.
Exactly what I just did , scrapped the Doblo after it shat itself and picked up a medium sized estate that still has zero VED , does everything a van does but without the stupid £300 plus a year to tax it , still miss it though something about vans are very satisfying.

N111BJG

1,233 posts

87 months

Tuesday 28th January 2025
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My mate has a 2009 Bipper in his rather random fleet of vehicles, I borrowed it last week to move a two seat sofa, which turned out to be a foot too long for the load space, so back doors stayed open.

The van was very noisy & combined with a gearbox related groaning easily overwhelmed the maximum radio volume ( 130k miles on clock)

Fortunately I only needed it for a 12 mile journey, which frankly was enough. Whilst grateful for the favour, it did remind me why I had estate cars for many years.