Utterly pointless advert pics

Utterly pointless advert pics

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Triumph Man

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9,080 posts

182 months

Monday 19th May
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Spooling through car ads, as you do, you inevitably come across a completely pointless photo.

Example being this, for a lovely boston green E36 323i saloon (unfortunately automatic)





Why? is it telling us it has a sometime sticky throttle cable and idles at 4000 rpm?

illmonkey

19,081 posts

212 months

Monday 19th May
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No EML, airbag lights etc are on

paradigital

1,032 posts

166 months

Monday 19th May
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I’d rather that kind of photo than 80 random almost identical shots of the left hand side of the car, taken at 1 degree increments.

the-norseman

14,142 posts

185 months

Monday 19th May
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The picture is what I'd expect to see on an advert, maybe not it sitting at 4k but chances are the person who took it is revving it?

The picture is showing EML on so you cant say you weren't aware of it when you turn up.

I'd say the useless thing, is this post.

Edited by the-norseman on Monday 19th May 08:29

Triumph Man

Original Poster:

9,080 posts

182 months

Monday 19th May
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the-norseman said:
The picture is what I'd expect to see on an advert, maybe not it sitting at 4k but chances are the person who took it is revving it?

The picture is showing EML on so you cant say you weren't aware of it when you turn up.

I'd say the useless thing, is this post.

Edited by the-norseman on Monday 19th May 08:29
That's not the EML - that's the Traction Control light

Forgive my early monday morning musing

Robertb

2,672 posts

252 months

Monday 19th May
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paradigital said:
I’d rather that kind of photo than 80 random almost identical shots of the left hand side of the car, taken at 1 degree increments.
Nnnng, this! And then two blurry pictures of the interior.

In the above pic, there is a rather pleasing symmetry about the total mileage and the trip counter.

Triumph Man

Original Poster:

9,080 posts

182 months

Monday 19th May
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Robertb said:
paradigital said:
I’d rather that kind of photo than 80 random almost identical shots of the left hand side of the car, taken at 1 degree increments.
Nnnng, this! And then two blurry pictures of the interior.

In the above pic, there is a rather pleasing symmetry about the total mileage and the trip counter.
I agree - a photo of the dials is a good thing. But why rev it to an arbitrary RPM??

lornemalvo

3,031 posts

82 months

Monday 19th May
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Better that than an AI description of the car. The ultimate laziness and I would never buy a car the owner couldn't be bothered to describe, on principle.

Lester H

3,383 posts

119 months

Sunday 25th May
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Lots of poor trade ads out there. Worst are those using several ‘frames’ to extol their own garage, often followed by ads for warranty cover. Then we have those who consider many ( poor/ out of focus ( no pun intended) shots are more persuasive than about 8 good ones. That’s all you need. In the case of a known and familiar car ,that should do to secure a viewing.

Lester H

3,383 posts

119 months

Sunday 25th May
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lornemalvo said:
Better that than an AI description of the car. The ultimate laziness and I would never buy a car the owner couldn't be bothered to describe, on principle.
Indeed. Almost as annoying as the ‘ here we have a …..’ often a known and familiar car.

zetec

4,754 posts

265 months

Sunday 25th May
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Or highlighting features that are standard on nearly every car and have been for years, 'ABS' 'AIR CON' 'ALLOYS'.

Josemartinez

17 posts

4 months

Thursday
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Not quite an utterly pointless picture but I've noticed quite a few "dealers" recently haven't even washed the car before taking the picture. That is just pure laziness and I would never buy a car off someone who can't be bothered to wash it.

The Ai generated descriptions annoy me too.

alangla

5,589 posts

195 months

Thursday
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Josemartinez said:
Not quite an utterly pointless picture but I've noticed quite a few "dealers" recently haven't even washed the car before taking the picture. That is just pure laziness and I would never buy a car off someone who can't be bothered to wash it.

The Ai generated descriptions annoy me too.
One of the chains (well known Ford and Vauxhall dealers, may have been a subsidiary of writing implement and a mythical Welsh creature) appeared to have a policy at one point of photographing trade ins in their as-acquired condition then taking more photos after they’d been prepped. On one hand I guess it’s honest about the condition the car was received in, but it doesn’t exactly help sell. I remember one case of a B-Max or similar being listed with a boot full of mud that looked like it had been used to transport packs of dogs for years. I suppose it gets the ad online for some arbitrary KPI, but just seemed completely counter productive.


I also get annoyed by frames being used for the warranty offer, opening hours, number of years in business etc. it’s the car I’m interested in, the description of the dealer can go in the text.

Linksmas

3,071 posts

229 months

I get really annoyed when dealers use the photos from the BCA auction they got the car from. With that AI "showroom" background.

ChrisNic

625 posts

160 months

Triumph Man said:
Spooling through car ads, as you do, you inevitably come across a completely pointless photo.

Example being this, for a lovely boston green E36 323i saloon (unfortunately automatic)





Why? is it telling us it has a sometime sticky throttle cable and idles at 4000 rpm?
Look at the odo, the reason for taking the pic is obvious but why you would choose to include it in the add is indeed a mystery!

ChrisNic

625 posts

160 months

Saturday
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Triumph Man said:
Spooling through car ads, as you do, you inevitably come across a completely pointless photo.

Example being this, for a lovely boston green E36 323i saloon (unfortunately automatic)





Why? is it telling us it has a sometime sticky throttle cable and idles at 4000 rpm?
Look at the odo, the reason for taking the pic is obvious but why you would choose to include it in the add is indeed a mystery!