funny friday

[stevegto3]

Well i received a letter from my insurers today claiming my noble has been involved in running a pedestrian over....... so a call to the liability dept

Handler: So can you confirm that you were involved in running over a pedestrian in your vehicle

me: No - but if i did they might not have their legs

Handler: oh ok. What vehicle is it

Me: noble m12

handler: right, they dont say what car it was on file, but i think they might be able to recognise a car like that, as its not a fiesta.

handler: can you also confirm that you didnt stop on a dual carriage way and reverse over them

me: er no. Where did i apparently do this.

handler: Liverpool

me: thats about 250 miles from me.

handler: ok I dont think they have much of a case!!!

Really!!!!! :-)

[jdearden]

Amazing.

[funkybmx1]

Lol. That's good

[Gadgeroonie]

do you have a personal plate or something obvious ?

[Metalman]

Lol, as if you'd risk damaging your car like that. What are they thinking?

[jdearden]

It would be a fair assumption that if a pedestrian did step out in front u and you hit them that u would be pissed off enough to reverse back over them to make sure that they got the idea and learnt not to ever damage your car again.

[funkybmx1]

jdearden said:

It would be a fair assumption that if a pedestrian did step out in front u and you hit them that u would be pissed off enough to reverse back over them to make sure that they got the idea and learnt not to ever damage your car again.

Lol

[stevegto3]

gadge, yep it has a personal plate. Im interested to know what car details they gave the police as I cant imagine its my car as ive not been near liverpool!!