Caption Contest:

[AMG Merc]

Post your captions (omit the photo)...

[AMG Merc]

Ash:
"Owen, d'ya think he'd notice if I pissed on his wheel - I'm busting after last night?"

Owen:
"Go on then mate - he'll thank you, I hear that piss makes alloy very shiny though so you may need to save some for the other wheels!"

Edited by AMG Merc on Monday 13th August 08:29

[V6GTO]

Owen..."No...you can't have your pocket money early this week"

[Mr Noble]

Ash:- "So should I get one of these then, or the F50, or the Mosler, maybe I should just sell the Mrs and get them all?"

[Glassman]

"I'm telling you, they're 17" rims. Here, I'll prove it..."

[Adrian W]

Owen "If I let go my jeans will fall down"

[Mr Noble]

"No seriously, if you buy it, i'll show you my winkey right now!!"

[Ash M400]

Owen "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"

Ash looks down and shakes head.

Edited by Ash M400 on Monday 13th August 10:23

[AMG Merc]

Ash:
"You know, I really fancy a bacon sarnie!"

[Adrian W]

AMG Merc said:

Ash:
"You know, I really fancy a bacon sarnie!"

Chipolata roll

[stillgrinning]

Owen "There, I told you, if you stood on a box you would be able to see over the bonnet........"

[ahaughton]

Ash "Quick get the owner, this thing's on my foot!!! And stop laughing Owen!"

Edited by ahaughton on Monday 13th August 13:24

[joolski]

Ash: " I've offen thought the pre raphaelite revolt against the mechanistic approach adopted by the Renaissance and Mannerist artists who followed Raphael and Michelangelo was really just an attempt to get some attention"

Obes "Stop standing there with your hands on you hips talking like a poofter! Check out my love truncheon. Oh, and the car is not bad either...."

[V6GTO]

joolski said:

Ash: " I've offen thought the pre raphaelite revolt against the mechanistic approach adopted by the Renaissance and Mannerist artists who followed Raphael and Michelangelo was really just an attempt to get some attention"

Obes "Stop standing there with your hands on you hips talking like a poofter! Check out my love truncheon. Oh, and the car is not bad either...."

You need to see a shrink Jools!



Martin.

[joust]

"Next time I say open your mouth, open your mouth. We'll never get that mess off his tyres now"

[V6GTO]

joust said:

"Next time I say open your mouth, open your mouth. We'll never get that mess off his tyres now"

I'm running out of laughing smilies!

Martin.

[joolski]

joust said:

"Next time I say open your mouth, open your mouth. We'll never get that mess off his tyres now"

I dunno, might make the tires all nice and shiny.

Question is, does the man have 4x17 inches worth ?

--Jools

[NobleGuy]

Ash:
Agh God, have you farted??

[V6GTO]

NobleGuy said:

Ash:
Agh God, have you farted??

And the answer would be "YES!" He was farting constantly all weekend, and kept blaming Ash too!

Martin.

[joust]

From http://www.pistonheads.com/xforums/topic.asp?h=0&a...

"Very shiney"