Check out my new bride!

[Mr Noble]

Greetings from the past fellow Noblity!

Thought I'd pop in to show off my new toy.

Some of you will no doubt laugh at its lack of pace and floopy roofless chassis, but given my current work car and the race car sat in the garage, I figured (after many weeks thought) that a sexy topless V8 was the only option. It may even help me to find myself a new lass.

I'm collecting her on Saturday from Stratstone Aston in Wilmslow and I can't freekin wait!

[alex s]

Yep, Greg has bought a wag's car.

What happened to getting a gayardo Greg?

I should keep quiet as we are looking for a SL55amg at the mo. ( but it is for the GF)



Nice car btw.

[RobP]

Very nice, Gregoire! You probably won't get the " I've got enough bricks in my pants to build a house" comment that I got after taking Taf for a quick blat in the M400 yesterday. But for leisurely roof-down GT motoring with a great sound track I would have thought the AM is hard to beat. Here's hoping for that long hot summer...

[Mr Noble]

Thanks Long hot summer was what I was thinking when I decided a topless car was a good idea.

Just got it added onto the policy for my elise insurance for an extra £89 till August

Thats £800 to insure the elise AND Aston on one policy next year.


Now just trying to sort the finance out

[worty]

Greg
The car looks stunning.

I'm a little longer in the tooth than you and I'd like to think with maturity comes wisdom. As such I'm a little concerned that driving around in this may not project the appropriate image that will enable you to attract a nice young lady.

All your going to attract is blonde airheads with pert breasts and tight arses who will just want to shag you to death and spend your money.

With the benefit of my years of experience in these matters I feel complelled to give one final piece of advice.














If the shagging get too much or you pull one who has a fetish for a fat bloke laying on top of her sweating into her eyes - give me a ring.

tt

Edited by worty on Tuesday 26th May 14:54

[Mr Noble]

Gutted I'm not going to Le Mans now! Would look awesome with some Le Mans/Gulf graphics on it!!

[AMG Merc]

Gregor, fantastic - looks the bollix mate!

So the furniture business isn't suffering the crunch then.

[obes]

worty said:

Greg
The car looks stunning.

I'm a little longer in the tooth than you and I'd like to think with maturity comes wisdom. As such I'm a little concerned that driving around in this may not project the appropriate image that will enable you to attract a nice young lady.

All your going to attract is blonde airheads with pert breasts and tight arses who will just want to shag you to death and spend your money.

With the benefit of my years of experience in these matters I feel complelled to give one final piece of advice.














If the shagging get too much or you pull one who has a fetish for a fat bloke laying on top of her sweating into her eyes - give me a ring.

tt

Edited by worty on Tuesday 26th May 14:54

Literally ROFL !!

[joust]

Greg,

We promise NOT to mention the following words

Hairdresser
Tosser
Shiny end
Form over function
Stuffed like a kipper
You are GAY
It's very shiny sir. Would you like me to rub it?
Can I feel the leather?
Is that Crystal or Plastic?
Why do your wing mirrors say Volvo on them?
Why does a skoda have a damped fag cover, but your £90k car doesn't?
Do you like it? Yes SIR? Yes?

Great choice, and I'm sure you'll love it!

J

[joust]

AMG Merc said:

Gregor, fantastic - looks the bollix mate!
So the furniture business isn't suffering the crunch then.

It is, it's just Greg has found a way to minimise the crunch by selling his body instead of sexy curves on his furniture....

J

[Jenx]

joust said:

Greg,


Hairdresser
You are Gay

Justin, you forgot one...

You have an exceptionally small willy

[Mr Noble]

Having watched a program on Virgin 1 called Penis Envy last night, I can now reveal that I am very happy with the size of my tadger. In fact, when I'm in the Aston, it will feel massive!


And I agree, it is veruy shiny





Thanks for the finance advice Joust. Richard is arranging it for me now.

Only 3 sleeps to go!

G.




PS.. Is it plastic or crystal?

[Mr Noble]

Called my insurance company who do the elise road/race car yesterday and it went like this.


"Hi, its Greg Noble, I've bought an Aston and wonder if I can add it onto my Lotus Elise policy?"


"Hi Greg, no problem, I'll do it now..............[give him car details].............I'm afraid that for the remaining 3 months of the policy its going to cost an additional £89 and next years premium will go from £350 up to £800, but that will give you 5000 miles and full track cover for both cars"




Couldn't freekin believe it!!

[SimonJW]

Mr Noble said:

Called my insurance company who do the elise road/race car yesterday and it went like this.


"Hi, its Greg Noble, I've bought an Aston and wonder if I can add it onto my Lotus Elise policy?"


"Hi Greg, no problem, I'll do it now..............[give him car details].............I'm afraid that for the remaining 3 months of the policy its going to cost an additional £89 and next years premium will go from £350 up to £800, but that will give you 5000 miles and full track cover for both cars"




Couldn't freekin believe it!!

Awesome all round. Out of personal interest did you test drive any other AMs DB9/Vanquish/V12 to come to your decision or was it just LAFS.

Cheers

Simon

[Mr Noble]

I've never driven an Aston.


I just thought it would be the best car to help me pull women in.

Edited by Mr Noble on Thursday 28th May 00:17

[Adrian W]

Mr Noble said:

I've never driven an Aston.


I just thought it would be the best car to help me pull women in.

Edited by Mr Noble on Thursday 28th May 00:17

Great car for pulling Greg.....................not sure about women!

[Daisy Duke]

Adrian W said:

Mr Noble said:

I've never driven an Aston.

I just thought it would be the best car to help me pull women in.

Great car for pulling Greg.....................not sure about women!

I think you might have a chance with this PHer though, seems to love Astons and Elises.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?h=0...

Hairspray on another thread said:

I love Elises. Small, fun, and more than fast enough

[Adrian W]

Daisy Duke said:

Adrian W said:

Mr Noble said:

I've never driven an Aston.

I just thought it would be the best car to help me pull women in.

Great car for pulling Greg.....................not sure about women!

I think you might have a chance with this PHer though, seems to love Astons and Elises.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?h=0...

Hairspray on another thread said:

I love Elises. Small, fun, and more than fast enough

[AMG Merc]

Gregor, ask the nice Aston man how to remove stilleto heel marks from that luvverly dash

[Adrian W]

AMG Merc said:

Gregor, ask the nice Aston man how to remove stilleto heel marks from that luvverly dash

I couldnt' resist

http://www.divine.co.uk/steve.jpg