M600 photo caption contest...

[AMG Merc]

Seen before (I think?) but I thought this one would make a great caption contest - go for it...

[justin220]

'Looking for business?'

[AMG Merc]

"Damn, that's a cool Maserati Sir"

[node]

"how much did you say"?

[MrCredit]

"Is this one of them new Rossions?"

[ollygogs]

i dont care if it is 10 years old its still the only one on the road

[Mike Tuckwood]

Ok sir, I guess I'm not the only one who is needing to bend over for this Noble Huh?

[hollowpockets]

"WOW it's so beeeeeautiful, i give you an ipod if i can inzzzpect zee auspuff..."

[ThatPhilBrettGuy]

"Where's the steering wheel?"

[Lakelord]

I've heard these are going to be over £200K. PMSL !

[Daisy Duke]

So are you going to tell me who you are then? - there's some guys on an internet forum that need to know.

[jeremyc]

"I'm sorry Sir, I'm not prepared to believe that 6S1733 is your name. Oh, and there's no way you were travelling at 205mph let alone 225!"

[joust]

"It seems the lack of driver aids means you've fallen off the road. Would you like a tow out of the ditch Sir?"

[Dave2P]

I've got some lights off an old Mondeo that would look great on that mate. Wanna swap?

[joolski]

Sir, it appears the registration is wrong. We have this car registered as M600 SUX.

[Adrian W]

The tow truck said they will be here in an hour sir!

[alex s]

Sir, you seem to have stolen some wing mirrors off a CGT.

[6S1733]

jeremyc said:

"I'm sorry Sir, I'm not prepared to believe that 6S1733 is your name. Oh, and there's no way you were travelling at 205mph let alone 225!"

[sjc]

"ing TVRs,where's the God Damn door handle?"

[paulcundy]

looks better in the dark with lights turned on.