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Went to my uncles funeral today in The Nob. Got to say a black Noble in a cemetery looks really quite evil. It would work well in a Bob Carlos Clarke photo.
Anyway, while I'm sat in it in the pouring rain waiting for people to arrive, an old bloke who I didn't know pulled up along side me and proceeded to crash his door straight into mine as he got out of his car. He then came back to his car and did the same thing. Five minutes later, he gets out and does it again! I'm sat there on my own starting to boil up. I'm thinking 'there's a f*****g big hole in the ground over there mate for my uncle and in a minute your gonna go in it first you old c***'. But being the diplomatic type and trying to avoid turning my uncles funeral into an episode of Eastenders, I said nothing and got out the car and went and sat in with my parents. If the Nob wasn't plastic, it would definitely had been dented. I was hoping to get a respray later this year, but had it already been sprayed, you would be calling me Bernhund Mitchell now!
Anyway, while I'm sat in it in the pouring rain waiting for people to arrive, an old bloke who I didn't know pulled up along side me and proceeded to crash his door straight into mine as he got out of his car. He then came back to his car and did the same thing. Five minutes later, he gets out and does it again! I'm sat there on my own starting to boil up. I'm thinking 'there's a f*****g big hole in the ground over there mate for my uncle and in a minute your gonna go in it first you old c***'. But being the diplomatic type and trying to avoid turning my uncles funeral into an episode of Eastenders, I said nothing and got out the car and went and sat in with my parents. If the Nob wasn't plastic, it would definitely had been dented. I was hoping to get a respray later this year, but had it already been sprayed, you would be calling me Bernhund Mitchell now!
bernhund said:
Went to my uncles funeral today in The Nob. Got to say a black Noble in a cemetery looks really quite evil. It would work well in a Bob Carlos Clarke photo.
Anyway, while I'm sat in it in the pouring rain waiting for people to arrive, an old bloke who I didn't know pulled up along side me and proceeded to crash his door straight into mine as he got out of his car. He then came back to his car and did the same thing. Five minutes later, he gets out and does it again! I'm sat there on my own starting to boil up. I'm thinking 'there's a f*****g big hole in the ground over there mate for my uncle and in a minute your gonna go in it first you old c***'. But being the diplomatic type and trying to avoid turning my uncles funeral into an episode of Eastenders, I said nothing and got out the car and went and sat in with my parents. If the Nob wasn't plastic, it would definitely had been dented. I was hoping to get a respray later this year, but had it already been sprayed, you would be calling me Bernhund Mitchell now!
Ive got to say i would have said something after the first time. Ive snapped at people for doing it to my van.Anyway, while I'm sat in it in the pouring rain waiting for people to arrive, an old bloke who I didn't know pulled up along side me and proceeded to crash his door straight into mine as he got out of his car. He then came back to his car and did the same thing. Five minutes later, he gets out and does it again! I'm sat there on my own starting to boil up. I'm thinking 'there's a f*****g big hole in the ground over there mate for my uncle and in a minute your gonna go in it first you old c***'. But being the diplomatic type and trying to avoid turning my uncles funeral into an episode of Eastenders, I said nothing and got out the car and went and sat in with my parents. If the Nob wasn't plastic, it would definitely had been dented. I was hoping to get a respray later this year, but had it already been sprayed, you would be calling me Bernhund Mitchell now!
I would go off it, as im getting older im starting to realise that some old people dont deserve immediate respect. Theres being old and struggling with a door and then theres being an ignorant old sod who doesnt give a toss. Bit of a rant but generally speaking most old people are miserable as sin where I live. I held a door open recently for an old women and instead of thanks she said "you will stand there all day doing that" Arses when young arses when old 
bernhund said:
Went to my uncles funeral today in The Nob. Got to say a black Noble in a cemetery looks really quite evil. It would work well in a Bob Carlos Clarke photo.
Anyway, while I'm sat in it in the pouring rain waiting for people to arrive, an old bloke who I didn't know pulled up along side me and proceeded to crash his door straight into mine as he got out of his car. He then came back to his car and did the same thing. Five minutes later, he gets out and does it again! I'm sat there on my own starting to boil up. I'm thinking 'there's a f*****g big hole in the ground over there mate for my uncle and in a minute your gonna go in it first you old c***'. But being the diplomatic type and trying to avoid turning my uncles funeral into an episode of Eastenders, I said nothing and got out the car and went and sat in with my parents. If the Nob wasn't plastic, it would definitely had been dented. I was hoping to get a respray later this year, but had it already been sprayed, you would be calling me Bernhund Mitchell now!
WOW you gotta teach me how to have that much self control very impressive. Anyway, while I'm sat in it in the pouring rain waiting for people to arrive, an old bloke who I didn't know pulled up along side me and proceeded to crash his door straight into mine as he got out of his car. He then came back to his car and did the same thing. Five minutes later, he gets out and does it again! I'm sat there on my own starting to boil up. I'm thinking 'there's a f*****g big hole in the ground over there mate for my uncle and in a minute your gonna go in it first you old c***'. But being the diplomatic type and trying to avoid turning my uncles funeral into an episode of Eastenders, I said nothing and got out the car and went and sat in with my parents. If the Nob wasn't plastic, it would definitely had been dented. I was hoping to get a respray later this year, but had it already been sprayed, you would be calling me Bernhund Mitchell now!
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