Beetle test drive
Beetle test drive
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joust

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14,622 posts

288 months

Monday 11th October 2010
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So I thought I might give this a spin this weekend from the car club.


[Picture shamelessly nicked from JeremyC's blog]

Will I like it. Hmmmm.....

Adrian W

15,450 posts

257 months

Monday 11th October 2010
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What......youy're going to drive the blond in the passenger seat?

hoyin

1,233 posts

266 months

Monday 11th October 2010
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Dude. Isn't that a little girl in the passenger seat?? I don't think she is even a teenager yet!


TuxMan

9,011 posts

267 months

Monday 11th October 2010
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I love these Joust !!! Be very interested in what you think !!! Mine would be Kermit the frog green :-)

FUNKSTER UK

765 posts

231 months

Tuesday 12th October 2010
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In the White please but with the same wheels in White aswell looks awesome

NickyTwoHats

2,093 posts

270 months

Wednesday 13th October 2010
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Interested to hear your thoughts Justin
N2H

joust

Original Poster:

14,622 posts

288 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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To be honest, all my concerns about these overgrown beetles were confirmed.

Firstly the good points (yes there are some)

The noise with the sport button pressed is highly agreeable
The linear power delivery up to the 8500 red line is very nice. Reminded me a lot of my Z4M, although it does start to run out of puff above 7500
The spacing of the gears, especially 3rd and 4th was just right for pressing on. 3rd gets the factor 1.05 beep at you so that's just ideal.
It's a great shopping car, there is bags of room up front and behind the seats.

Then the bad points
Steering starts to go light around factor 0.7, and is almost scary at factor 1.2-1.3 IMHO. Far too much front end lift for my liking.
The transition when cornering is just horrible. It goes from almost feeling it's not going to go around the corner to almost feeling like the rims have dug in and hence you have no choice but to corner. It makes for a large amount of work on twisty stuff.
Throw in a corner mid-bend and it's all over the place. The whole rear end is making a mess of the whole thing.
Hitting the damper switch just turns the ride from hard to bloddy horrible, for no discernible increase in body control.
The clutch is ridiculously hard. Perhaps they thought it makes it feel "manly", all it does is give you a pain in the leg and spoils the journey. There is no need for it to be like that.
The clutch itself slips for around 80% of the travel of the clutch pedal, and then suddenly bites. Make swift take off horrible and gives a good kangaroo impression a few times.
The interior squeaks and rattles like an old British Layland car. Not what you expect for a 3 year, 27000 mile Porsche.
It's not actually "that" quick. I had a play with a 997 turbo on the way home and was mildly disappointed in the relative acceleration between us.

Would I buy one? Absolutely not. It's a beetle that has the engine completely in the wrong place, and whilst they have clearly tamed it's desire to swap ends, there is still a horrible amount of transition issues around the limit. I much prefer a balanced car, and would take the Palmer BMW M3 that I played with on track last week over this any day of the week. It's not just my driving style either, as apparently I drove the Palmer Porsche JP3 around half a second quicker than other guests, and nearly 2 seconds quicker than anyone else that day.

At a rough guess it's a fine track day car, and probably goes down an Autobahn nicely at 180, but as a car for British Roads, nope, it's horrible. I won't be getting it out of Ecurie again, and it's nicely confirmed what I knew all along, it's a compromised design.

J

joust

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14,622 posts

288 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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hoyin said:
Dude. Isn't that a little girl in the passenger seat?? I don't think she is even a teenager yet!
That is JeremeyC's partner. I think she'll be delighted you think she is that young!

Adrian W

15,450 posts

257 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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joust said:
Then the bad points
Steering starts to go light around factor 0.7, and is almost scary at factor 1.2-1.3 IMHO. Far too much front end lift for my liking.
J
Mine used to feel like that, always felt better on a full tank, but! you do get used to it, they need a very light touch.

RobP

2,097 posts

270 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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Interesting that Autocar put the Beetle RS as Best Drivers Car 2010 (combined track and road), pipping the M600 and pushing the 458 Italia into 3rd place. Fairly respectable times around Donington as well - 1min 16secs.
For the record the M400 won a similar accolade (Evo Road and Track Car of the Year) on it's début in 2005 beating a Beetle into 2nd place.
So increase the price by £150K and then slip behind the Beetle in the rankings. Tut tut.. should have just continued developing the M400smile

joust

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14,622 posts

288 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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I saw that as well, and assume the RS version sorts out some of the issues above?

It did also amuse me that a 200k "supercar" that apparently was meant to out F40 a F40, and out CGT a CGT, came second to a £106k beetle....

J

Adrian W

15,450 posts

257 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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Can someone please explain why this thread has been moved, A subjective discussion by a Noble owner comparing the car and the merits of the said car with other Noble owners,

Or is it a blatant attempt by the mod to wind up the Porsche owners?

Edited by Adrian W on Tuesday 19th October 18:48

charge

561 posts

265 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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Got me going wink
I recon the smell of resin and superglue has made joust's head go light.

anniesdad

14,589 posts

267 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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It's allright we all know how crap the GT3's are.

wink

TuxMan

9,011 posts

267 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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interesting read Joust , bit ironic that while at Spa this year 2 off them got put in the wall !!!no wonder we were able to push them a bit on track !!

yellowgriff

1,429 posts

211 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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Dont have a go.. Its a great airfix kit,,,

MO

94 posts

192 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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You must of got hold of a sh!tter. Every 997 I've driven has been planted, well built and rattle free. Are you sure you weren't driving around in a CAT D? scratchchin

joust

Original Poster:

14,622 posts

288 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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Adrian W said:
Can someone please explain why this thread has been moved, A subjective discussion by a Noble owner comparing the car and the merits of the said car with other Noble owners,

Or is it a blatant attempt by the mod to wind up the Porsche owners?
I've no idea, and they didn't even ask me. This is stupid if a set of owners can't discuss other cars on their forums.

joust

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14,622 posts

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Tuesday 19th October 2010
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MO said:
You must of got hold of a sh!tter. Every 997 I've driven has been planted, well built and rattle free. Are you sure you weren't driving around in a CAT D? scratchchin
Nope, it's a car with know history as it is actually an club member's car.

MO

94 posts

192 months

Tuesday 19th October 2010
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joust said:
MO said:
You must of got hold of a sh!tter. Every 997 I've driven has been planted, well built and rattle free. Are you sure you weren't driving around in a CAT D? scratchchin
Nope, it's a car with know history as it is actually an club member's car.
Not a good car eh? http://goo.gl/Wqgb