DHL.............Doh!!!!! your Having a Laugh

[wessexrfc]

Get home this evening to find the good lady bread-knife, not in a very good mood. Nothing out of the ordinary I hear you say . Turns out her day started bad when our young daughter knocked over the large picture we had just spent a
fortune framing, as she took it out of the car to unload the shopping (said daughter was non the worse I hasten to add)
then, as Ally was clearing the mess she noticed the DHL note saying "sorry we missed you" and that our parcel was "left
in a safe place" "in the garage on the car" Thats right ON the car . This parcel was our replacment dinner set as the
last one arrived in a thousand bits, thanks again to the caring careful skills employed at DHL.

The parcel weighed around 15kgs and I have quite a large garage. What muppet thinks putting a large, heavy parcel on
(as surly even the most-un-interested-of-cars-type-person can see) a car of this type........PUT IT ON THE WORK
BENCH YOU STUPID OR THE FLOOR WHAT THE fkS WRONG WITH THE FLOOR !!!!!!!!

The front double doors were locked, the side door was open, in they went, walked about 8 foot forward and plonked the
parcel ON my car. I can only guess it was just in case the garage flooded (covered in about 12" of snow) wouldn't want
my new plates getting wet now do I!!......:Rantover: is it beer-o-clock yet

p.s yes email sent to DHL!!

[daddysumo]

Maybe he was an enthusiast and was showing you where you need to corner weight the car !

[FUNKSTER UK]

PMSL, Steve, That really isn't Funny and I really didn't laugh.........Much.

[andygtt]

Blimey... you reminded me I still havn't sent you that email!

[wessexrfc]

daddysumo said:

Maybe he was an enthusiast and was showing you where you need to corner weight the car !

Steve, would need the entire kitchen set, including the sink to corner weight my arse

[wessexrfc]

andygtt said:

Blimey... you reminded me I still havn't sent you that email!

[Mike Tuckwood]

I've heard of a plated diff before, not a plated roof though?