Worst F355 rep. ever

[ducatidesmo]

I wont even say anything about this......thing, what I will say though is that I'm going to gouge my eyes out thanks to this






heres to link to ebay
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Beautiful-355-r

[FNG]

I can only agree.

I'll leave the gouging to you, if you don't mind though. Let us know how it goes...

[TonyHetherington]

I have seen some 355 MR2 kits that have looked unbelieveably good (until you look inside). But that one is a real cut price version. That back end is horrid.

Thing is though, 95% of people probably look at that car as it drives by and think "he's got a Ferrari"...so you can see why he does it.

[grahambell]

Ad says "it even has a genuine Ferrari 355 handbook in the glove box."

[hal 1]

WOW !!! Too right I'm bidding for that, Cheap as chips, I mean it's got NEW LIGHT BULBS THROUGHOUT !!! What a bloody bargain.

[Jonty99]

Thats just wrong. The MR2 its most likely based on is a much better looking car than that hateful thing.

[mattt]

eBay said:

So why am I selling it, if the truth be known I want a Boxster S, so if you’ve got one and fancy a trade in let me know.

I better cross post this to the Porsche forum - it's such a good offer!!

[dern]

ducatidesmo said:

I wont even say anything about this......thing, what I will say though is that I'm going to gouge my eyes out thanks to this

Is there any f*cking chance you miserable old women can stop bitching about other people's efforts just because they don't conform to your tastes. Of the posters on this thread we have an 80s trans-am owner, a max'd 200 owner, someone who has a healey copy and a veranti spyder owner... if none of you chaps understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and variety is the spice of life then no one does. If you ask Ted nicely I'm sure he'll create you an "I'm a judgemental tosser and I'm desperate for like minded contact" forum if you ask.

[Hal 1]

dern said:

ducatidesmo said:

I wont even say anything about this......thing, what I will say though is that I'm going to gouge my eyes out thanks to this

Is there any f*cking chance you miserable old women can stop bitching about other people's efforts just because they don't conform to your tastes. Of the posters on this thread we have an 80s trans-am owner, a max'd 200 owner, someone who has a healey copy and a veranti spyder owner... if none of you chaps understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and variety is the spice of life then no one does. If you ask Ted nicely I'm sure he'll create you an "I'm a judgemental tosser and I'm desperate for like minded contact" forum if you ask.

Yes, you're quite right I apologise for my remarks, it's just that I'd never seen anyone list 'new light bulbs' as a selling point
Sorry about that

[ducatidesmo]

dern said:

ducatidesmo said:

I wont even say anything about this......thing, what I will say though is that I'm going to gouge my eyes out thanks to this

Is there any f*cking chance you miserable old women can stop bitching about other people's efforts just because they don't conform to your tastes. Of the posters on this thread we have an 80s trans-am owner, a max'd 200 owner, someone who has a healey copy and a veranti spyder owner... if none of you chaps understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and variety is the spice of life then no one does. If you ask Ted nicely I'm sure he'll create you an "I'm a judgemental tosser and I'm desperate for like minded contact" forum if you ask.

I'm sure there are certain things you dont like, you have probably gave your opinion on some of those things. If it will make you happy I find the car gorgeous, a pinnacle of design and engineering, a masterpiece, should be on display in a museum, only a true ferrari enthusiast could tell the difference between that and a real one, its amazing, the only word I can come with is WOW! I was being sarcastic by the way.

I could think of a lot of forums they could start for you

Sorry, I just remembered its a crime to voice an opinion, very sorry about that.

Edited by ducatidesmo on Sunday 28th January 17:48

[Dave Dax Builder]

You mean it's not a real 355?????

[dern]

ducatidesmo said:

dern said:

ducatidesmo said:

I wont even say anything about this......thing, what I will say though is that I'm going to gouge my eyes out thanks to this

Is there any f*cking chance you miserable old women can stop bitching about other people's efforts just because they don't conform to your tastes. Of the posters on this thread we have an 80s trans-am owner, a max'd 200 owner, someone who has a healey copy and a veranti spyder owner... if none of you chaps understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and variety is the spice of life then no one does. If you ask Ted nicely I'm sure he'll create you an "I'm a judgemental tosser and I'm desperate for like minded contact" forum if you ask.

I'm sure there are certain things you dont like, you have probably gave your opinion on some of those things. If it will make you happy I find the car gorgeous, a pinnacle of design and engineering, a masterpiece, should be on display in a museum, only a true ferrari enthusiast could tell the difference between that and a real one, its amazing, the only word I can come with is WOW! I was being sarcastic by the way.

I could think of a lot of forums they could start for you

Sorry, I just remembered its a crime to voice an opinion, very sorry about that.

It's not like I like the car (or indeed yours) it's just that I don't feel the need to post on a public forum and be disparaging about his or your car solely to illicit a positive response from like minded people. It's pathetic, overly negative and a desperately sad way to start a conversation. I see it time and time again and it's the w@nkers that express these sort of opinions that should steer clear of the kit car scene because the chances are you're going to find something you don't like.

You can voice whatever opinions you like... as can I.

[pvapour]

dern said:

ducatidesmo said:

dern said:

ducatidesmo said:

I wont even say anything about this......thing, what I will say though is that I'm going to gouge my eyes out thanks to this

Is there any f*cking chance you miserable old women can stop bitching about other people's efforts just because they don't conform to your tastes. Of the posters on this thread we have an 80s trans-am owner, a max'd 200 owner, someone who has a healey copy and a veranti spyder owner... if none of you chaps understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and variety is the spice of life then no one does. If you ask Ted nicely I'm sure he'll create you an "I'm a judgemental tosser and I'm desperate for like minded contact" forum if you ask.

I'm sure there are certain things you dont like, you have probably gave your opinion on some of those things. If it will make you happy I find the car gorgeous, a pinnacle of design and engineering, a masterpiece, should be on display in a museum, only a true ferrari enthusiast could tell the difference between that and a real one, its amazing, the only word I can come with is WOW! I was being sarcastic by the way.

I could think of a lot of forums they could start for you

Sorry, I just remembered its a crime to voice an opinion, very sorry about that.

It's not like I like the car (or indeed yours) it's just that I don't feel the need to post on a public forum and be disparaging about his or your car solely to illicit a positive response from like minded people. It's pathetic, overly negative and a desperately sad way to start a conversation. I see it time and time again and it's the w@nkers that express these sort of opinions that should steer clear of the kit car scene because the chances are you're going to find something you don't like.

You can voice whatever opinions you like... as can I.

hold your horses Dern, he might set KIT on you

[dern]

pvapour said:

hold your horses Dern, he might set KIT on you

I think you'll find that KITT's primary directive is to protect human life and I'd be laughing and I'd simply have acquired a new and handily sentient (although embarrassing new car). However, if he set KARR on me (KITT's evil twin) who was programmed for self-preservation, making him a ruthless and unpredictable threat then I'd be royally f*cked.

[jim..c]

dern said:

pvapour said:

hold your horses Dern, he might set KIT on you

I think you'll find that KITT's primary directive is to protect human life and I'd be laughing and I'd simply have acquired a new and handily sentient (although embarrassing new car). However, if he set KARR on me (KITT's evil twin) who was programmed for self-preservation, making him a ruthless and unpredictable threat then I'd be royally f*cked.

Touche. Did KARR have the same gay voice?

[ducatidesmo]

Firstly I have owned many kitcars and I am not a W***er, I posted it because in my mind it looked bad and wanted to see what others thought,

Have I offended anyone by posting this and saying I dont like it?
I didnt offend the "Toyota F355's" workmanship, which may be very good, I just said I didnt like the look of it.
Thought you said mocking other peoples cars was bad, you just called my car embarrassing, I take no offense to that but you have just shot yourself in the foot.

[pvapour]

jim..c said:

dern said:

pvapour said:

hold your horses Dern, he might set KIT on you

I think you'll find that KITT's primary directive is to protect human life and I'd be laughing and I'd simply have acquired a new and handily sentient (although embarrassing new car). However, if he set KARR on me (KITT's evil twin) who was programmed for self-preservation, making him a ruthless and unpredictable threat then I'd be royally f*cked.

Touche. Did KARR have the same gay voice?

i stand corrected thank god i got it wrong

I do think the 355 looks hideous by the way, but beauty is in the eye and all that

i think people are entitled to an opinion and to air that opinion, if it annoys / uppsets you that people dont like these kit cars and are starting threads on the matter, then simple, dont open the thread. theyt are obviously not your kinda folk

[gorvid]

Beauty is in the eye of the.........

sorry.....I looked at the picture mid way....

[dern]

pvapour said:

i think people are entitled to an opinion and to air that opinion, if it annoys / uppsets you that people dont like these kit cars and are starting threads on the matter, then simple, dont open the thread. theyt are obviously not your kinda folk

Indeed.

[MR2Mike]

dern said:

Indeed.

But it seems to be you that is upset by the presence of such threads?

Personally I found the advert to be well worth the few minutes of my life it took to read, the seller obviously has a great sense of humour.