Vettel's New Car Name

[2volvos]

From The Guardian interview...

"Until then Vettel aspires to dominate another season in his Red Bull – which will again be named after a girl. Vettel has driven cars he's called Julie, Kate, Kate's Dirty Sister, Luscious Liz and Kinky Kylie.

"We don't know the name yet of the new car," he says of the RB8, "but we've got a shortlist. It has to be a girl's name because I think the car is always nice and pretty and sexy."

Yet this year, with Formula One's changed specifications producing cars that all have a less-than-sexy nose, surely Vettel might be tempted to name his car after an ugly man with a big hooter.

"Maybe a lady with a good chassis and a big nose?" he quips. "As long as it's another winner I won't mind …"

So my suggestion would be Rebecca Adlington...

[Alfanatic]

Hamilton's probably hoping that Vettel ends up with Miss Piggy.

[37chevy]

how about owen wilson....ok i know hes not female...but the nose fits

[playalistic]

Bedazzled said:

Steffi!

[hotmelt]

We must conceive that finger is not the most intelligent guy; still he has good earnings and that counts a lot in todays world

[Rude-boy]

2volvos said:

"Maybe a lady with a good chassis and a big nose?" he quips. "As long as it's another winner I won't mind …"

Given that Steffi has already been taken...

I give you Babs

[Mr_Thyroid]

Was the Red Bull vent inspired by Danniella Westbrook?

[ajprice]

Mr_Thyroid said:

Was the Red Bull vent inspired by Danniella Westbrook?

Job done! There's the name

[VladD]

What about Paris. Odd nose, good body and likes going hard in front of the camera?

[2volvos]

VladD said:

What about Paris. Odd nose, good body and likes going hard in front of the camera?

Matron!

[vonuber]

hotmelt said:

We must conceive that finger is not the most intelligent guy; still he has good earnings and that counts a lot in todays world

Er.. what? I trust your German is as good as his English.

[Allyc85]

vonuber said:

hotmelt said:

We must conceive that finger is not the most intelligent guy; still he has good earnings and that counts a lot in todays world

Er.. what? I trust your German is as good as his English.

Dont feed the troll

[hotmelt]

Allyc85 said:

Dont feed the troll

And what about the names he gives to his cars? It is undignified of top sport as F1.

[Alfanatic]

Yeah they should drop those ridiculous romper suits they wear too, and wear three piece, collar and tie when they're driving. They should look and act like well heeled gentlemen, not like children.

And Alonso needs a haircut and a shave. Button needs a shave too. Who let that uncouth rabble in to the gentlemanly sport of motor racing anyway?

Anyway, my butler awaits, so tally ho and all that bks.

[DJRC]

hotmelt said:

Allyc85 said:

Dont feed the troll

And what about the names he gives to his cars? It is undignified of top sport as F1.

I like undignified.

[rampageturke]

John, because of the bland exhausts

[OzzyR1]

vonuber said:

Er.. what? I trust your German is as good as his English.

I'm not sure his English is as good as Vettel's English!!

[pits]

We can call Massas Slippery Steve and Hamiltons Dangerous Dave

[ezakimak]

VladD said:

What about Paris. Odd nose, good body and likes going hard in front of the camera?

Maybe the second chassi of the year can be called Danni as she had certainly had some work done on her nose.

Shes a bit of an F1 fan as well