So Fabiana, what attracted you to 5ft 3in 81-year-old...

[heebeegeetee]

Bernie's got engaged.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2139835/...

[motco]

I couldn't get a woman like her for love nor money! Ah - wait...

[Pints]

She's so shallow.

Which is just as well really because if he was dealing with anything less than shallow, he'd drown.

[DJRC]

Get in there Bernie lad! Till the day she rides you into the grave with a smile on your face!

[Shaw Tarse]

Bad hair day http://wtf1.co.uk/bad-hair-day-bahrain-bernie-gets...

[Mini1275]

Shaw Tarse said:

Bad hair day http://wtf1.co.uk/bad-hair-day-bahrain-bernie-gets...

[woof]

is this really worth discussing - who cares who he's engaged to and certainly not in a Motorsport forum ?!

[weyland yutani]

Shaw Tarse said:

Bad hair day http://wtf1.co.uk/bad-hair-day-bahrain-bernie-gets...

Ignoring the hair he looks like Emperor Palpatine and is probably more evil.

[HotRod32]

If they're happy what business is it of ours...

[playalistic]

woof said:

is this really worth discussing - who cares who he's engaged to and certainly not in a Motorsport forum ?!

Yes you're correct, how dare anyone post anything remotely amusing.

[Altrezia]

DJRC said:

Get in there Bernie lad! Till the day she rides you into the grave with a smile on your face!

This. I don't see the issue.

[anonymous-user]

He probably told her his cock dangled down to his knees but forgot to tell her his legs are only 10" long! Do the maths.

[tylerama]

anonymous said:

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Hah ! Blees him. I bet he has short many syndrome.

[the other me]

With "that" draped over his shoulder, and more money than he could spend if you gave him another 81 yrs, I doubt he has any syndromes/hang-ups.

Just in case I live that long, does Cialis/Viagra/Powdered Rhino Horn /Cocaine. . or whatever he subscribes to, REALLY work that well ?

[Derek Smith]

Shaw Tarse said:

Bad hair day http://wtf1.co.uk/bad-hair-day-bahrain-bernie-gets...

Got to hand it to that superglue.

[andyps]

Altrezia said:

DJRC said:

Get in there Bernie lad! Till the day she rides you into the grave with a smile on your face!

This. I don't see the issue.

I agree, just hope it is very soon! Then can we have F1 back please?

[rev-erend]

Good luck to them both - you can only try to be happy in this life !

[FourWheelDrift]

I hope he leaves her everything in his will. Then see how long Tamaralala and Petra the Blue Peter dog last before they have to start hawking themselves on "celebrity" shows and posing in Playboy to pay the bills.