penance.. I need penance

[spectatorsam]

just watched possibly the worst film ever
Driven
sly stallones abortion of a race film
I knew it would be sh1t
isaid "just have a quick look"
and still watched the lot!
there was even a break for the news mid way through it and I still watched it,
all to see if it was mark blundell doing the driving for the gimp who won etc etc, and it wasn't
talk about ripping off MB's helmet design
(i've met him you know)!!
so I need penance what can I do to atone

[LocoBlade]

At least it wasnt "The Fast and the Furious"

[stuttgartmetal]

Penance.
Straight down the A30 to the end, then do a right.
Otherwise get a train from Paddington.

No biggy

[EDLT]

spectatorsam said:

just watched possibly the worst film ever
Driven
sly stallones abortion of a race film
I knew it would be sh1t
isaid "just have a quick look"
and still watched the lot!
there was even a break for the news mid way through it and I still watched it,
all to see if it was mark blundell doing the driving for the gimp who won etc etc, and it wasn't
talk about ripping off MB's helmet design
(i've met him you know)!!
so I need penance what can I do to atone

What are you talking about, that is one of the funniest films ever! Watch it again and try to say "that would never happen!" before something else equally impossible interupts you.

Also I didn't know there was an oval racetrack in Germany.

[spectatorsam]

EDLT said:

spectatorsam said:

just watched possibly the worst film ever
Driven
sly stallones abortion of a race film
I knew it would be sh1t
isaid "just have a quick look"
and still watched the lot!
there was even a break for the news mid way through it and I still watched it,
all to see if it was mark blundell doing the driving for the gimp who won etc etc, and it wasn't
talk about ripping off MB's helmet design
(i've met him you know)!!
so I need penance what can I do to atone

What are you talking about, that is one of the funniest films ever! Watch it again and try to say "that would never happen!" before something else equally impossible interupts you.

Also I didn't know there was an oval racetrack in Germany.

your dead right
thats exactly what i was doing all the way through
hm cars on display in a hotel for a party... lets fuel em up to the brim.... oh and leave the "keys in them"

yeah lets race under some trucks,
good job they removed the side bars

I loved the way that the commentator always seamed to be "qualifying " all the boobs as they unfolded before you
ie sly is on the pit wall when lado ends up in the lake and still gets there before the recovery crew who are sat waiting in their tucks
how did it get made or released
pure sh1te

[thunderbelmont]

LocoBlade said:

At least it wasnt "The Fast and the Furious"

Now that is fabulous film.

I must get me one of those V6 Honda Civic's with 28 speed manual gearbox where, and time warp inducing Nitrous Oxide floor bolt popping "She cannae take it cap'n" power surges.

Though it was worth it for the last bit, with some real supercharged muscle to take on the 38-speed Toyota Supra Mega Boost Button Special.

There's a guy who goes to Santa Pod with a Supra. It does 9 seconds.

I wonder if he know's Vin Diesel?

And to the subject.... Driven.

Cars was much more realistic.

Though you can thank your lucky stars that Bernie told Sly to F**K off when he wanted to make it about F1.

[spectatorsam]

i loved the way they were bombing down the starit (away...wtf) wheel to wheel
eye ball to eyeball tension at its peak then suddenly one looks left, camera goes to the footwell in car shot, and he has still got half a pedal travel in reserve>>>>>!!!!!!!! imagine how fast it would be foot down all the time!!
pants

[johnph]

EDLT said:

Also I didn't know there was an oval racetrack in Germany.

There is http://www.eurospeedway.de/index.php?lang=us dunno whether it was the one featured in the film though.