Open Letter to eveyone involved in F1...
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beakr said:
Dear F1,
Please put the drivers back in their cars, and let them race. Outside of racing hours, please keep your traps shut.
Thank you very much.
Beak.
REPLY:Please put the drivers back in their cars, and let them race. Outside of racing hours, please keep your traps shut.
Thank you very much.
Beak.
Dear Beak,
if we did that, the spectacle and edge of seat suspense wouldn't last the season out and we'd lose lots of dosh in the last races, may we suggest you try watching a racing series instead?
F1
Maximillian said:
Dear beakr,
In the interest of an open and fair championship I am writing to you regarding evidence which has recently come to light.
As you may be aware, under article 63.5 of the Sporting Regulations, Ferrari have found certain comments you may have been privatly thinking without telling anybody mildly offensive.
Because I am a nice person and not in any way trying to act like a war time Nazi sniffing out jews like my dad, I am offering you the chance not to be gassed like a rabbit in a farmers field in exchange for certain informations which may lead to an unfair conclusion in an orchestrated witch-hunt.
If you choose not to tell us what you were thinking, or we think you might not be telling us everything, we reserve the right to boil your entire family in a pot and serve them for dinner at the next FIA meeting.
I hope you'll see sense. Or you'll die.
Yours,
Max.
In the interest of an open and fair championship I am writing to you regarding evidence which has recently come to light.
As you may be aware, under article 63.5 of the Sporting Regulations, Ferrari have found certain comments you may have been privatly thinking without telling anybody mildly offensive.
Because I am a nice person and not in any way trying to act like a war time Nazi sniffing out jews like my dad, I am offering you the chance not to be gassed like a rabbit in a farmers field in exchange for certain informations which may lead to an unfair conclusion in an orchestrated witch-hunt.
If you choose not to tell us what you were thinking, or we think you might not be telling us everything, we reserve the right to boil your entire family in a pot and serve them for dinner at the next FIA meeting.
I hope you'll see sense. Or you'll die.
Yours,
Max.
Damon Hill's letter in autosport says it all really. if Mosely was the CEO of a company with the same revenue and global interest that F1 has, he would have been sacked a long, long time ago... its one big club for the boys and f**k anyone who tries to stop them making money and getting the result they want.
10 Pence Short said:
Maximillian said:
Dear beakr,
In the interest of an open and fair championship I am writing to you regarding evidence which has recently come to light.
As you may be aware, under article 63.5 of the Sporting Regulations, Ferrari have found certain comments you may have been privatly thinking without telling anybody mildly offensive.
Because I am a nice person and not in any way trying to act like a war time Nazi sniffing out jews like my dad, I am offering you the chance not to be gassed like a rabbit in a farmers field in exchange for certain informations which may lead to an unfair conclusion in an orchestrated witch-hunt.
If you choose not to tell us what you were thinking, or we think you might not be telling us everything, we reserve the right to boil your entire family in a pot and serve them for dinner at the next FIA meeting.
I hope you'll see sense. Or you'll die.
Yours,
Max.
In the interest of an open and fair championship I am writing to you regarding evidence which has recently come to light.
As you may be aware, under article 63.5 of the Sporting Regulations, Ferrari have found certain comments you may have been privatly thinking without telling anybody mildly offensive.
Because I am a nice person and not in any way trying to act like a war time Nazi sniffing out jews like my dad, I am offering you the chance not to be gassed like a rabbit in a farmers field in exchange for certain informations which may lead to an unfair conclusion in an orchestrated witch-hunt.
If you choose not to tell us what you were thinking, or we think you might not be telling us everything, we reserve the right to boil your entire family in a pot and serve them for dinner at the next FIA meeting.
I hope you'll see sense. Or you'll die.
Yours,
Max.
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