Just released 2008 F1 sporting regs.

[mark69sheer]

FIA 2008 sporting regulations
Control of Formula1 championship and all associated rights.

Chairman :- Maximillian Mosley
Secretary:- Max Mosler
Financial Director :- Maximilius Masslee
Observer of fact :- Maxwell Mooseley
Chief Scrutineer :- Charlie Whiting (not quite a red herring)

Regulatiions

1.Eligibility:-
The FIA world championship is open to all racing teams who are able to field a racing team giving the impression that Ferrari are in some way involved in a world championship. (see rules 1a - 1f)

1a You must provide a car that looks and drives like a Formula one car as described in the technical regulations.

1b Any new ideas you have to improve performance will automatically deemed illegal. You will be allowed to refit these illegal devices once we have passed the information to Ferrari and they have designed a superior evolution of the said system.

1c Competitors are not allowed to overtake the Ferraris. One of the following methods must be employed should you find yourself in this unfortunate position.

1c1 crash off the track
1c2 crash into Mark Webber
1c3 feign to run out of fuel
1c4 Pretend you have stolen some secret Ferrari information
1c5 Employ Fernando Alonso
1c6 mysteriously slow down
1c7 Vomit into your helmet
1c8 Brake test your sister team
1c9 admit to a penalty post race even if you have done nothing wrong
1c10 wear a tamoshanter and dark glasses
1c11 come and see me afterwards for some spanking and sexy fun time
1c12 Claim Insanity
1c13 Get a job at McDonalds


SIgned Max Mosley

Please note two infractions of the above rules

and you sleepa wid da fishes..you getta wat i gotta say

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