Lewis "Satan" Hamilton
Discussion
1. Any view you take of the McLaren shows 3 of the Vodafone logos & as they are cunningly designed to look like 6s you get 666, the number of the beast.
2. He wears logos for "Boss" which is what Satan is known as to his employees.
3. The 3 pointed star emblem on his helmet is clearly a reference to the Satanic trident.
4. The McLaren SLR's doors when open look like horns.
5. As do the pairs of aero vanes on the MP/4 23.
6. The letters of his name are an anagram of "I am Satan, worship me" in ancient Persian.
7. His main enemy is Alonso, who is clearly the 2nd coming in person but as yet unrevealed formally to the world. Or maybe it's Massa.
8. McLaren used to be sponsored by (S)hell.
9. The silver & red design of the McLarens indicates the blood of innocents on the swords of the Anti-Christ hoards.
10. The name Lewis means son of a Mason & Masoni temples are places of devil worship.
11. He has the luck of the devil.
12. He has a Blue Peter badge which also has 3 prongs, another reference to the Satanic Trident.
13. Is his lucky number.
14. His cap is red, the colour of the devil.
15. His favourite music is Hip-hop, R&B, Reggae and Funky House - all the Devil's creations.
16. Banco Santander is where Opus Dei keep their cash & is therefore evil.
17. SAP can be rearranged to read ASP a poisenous snake & almost certainly responsible for getting Adam & Eve bunged out in the 1st place.
18. Heikki Kovalainen looks like a Devil worshipper.
19. & his favorite band is Nightwish a Finnish Rock Band & all Finnish Rock Bands are Devil worshippers.
20. Jonnie Walker is Satan's wee-wee.
2. He wears logos for "Boss" which is what Satan is known as to his employees.
3. The 3 pointed star emblem on his helmet is clearly a reference to the Satanic trident.
4. The McLaren SLR's doors when open look like horns.
5. As do the pairs of aero vanes on the MP/4 23.
6. The letters of his name are an anagram of "I am Satan, worship me" in ancient Persian.
7. His main enemy is Alonso, who is clearly the 2nd coming in person but as yet unrevealed formally to the world. Or maybe it's Massa.
8. McLaren used to be sponsored by (S)hell.
9. The silver & red design of the McLarens indicates the blood of innocents on the swords of the Anti-Christ hoards.
10. The name Lewis means son of a Mason & Masoni temples are places of devil worship.
11. He has the luck of the devil.
12. He has a Blue Peter badge which also has 3 prongs, another reference to the Satanic Trident.
13. Is his lucky number.
14. His cap is red, the colour of the devil.
15. His favourite music is Hip-hop, R&B, Reggae and Funky House - all the Devil's creations.
16. Banco Santander is where Opus Dei keep their cash & is therefore evil.
17. SAP can be rearranged to read ASP a poisenous snake & almost certainly responsible for getting Adam & Eve bunged out in the 1st place.
18. Heikki Kovalainen looks like a Devil worshipper.
19. & his favorite band is Nightwish a Finnish Rock Band & all Finnish Rock Bands are Devil worshippers.
20. Jonnie Walker is Satan's wee-wee.
I thought he drove a Mercedes G320 diesel not an SLR
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