Canadian Chevrolet Caprice Classic Cop Car
Canadian Chevrolet Caprice Classic Cop Car
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TheWokeBlob

Original Poster:

86 posts

27 months



I can’t lie, the cars are one of the factors that drew me to give living in Canada a try. Here In Saskatchewan there is no annual vehicle inspections , insurance is government run and very cheap even for a newcomer, fuel is 66p per litre and the sounds of American V8s burbling by is a regular occurrence. And yet despite checking classified ads to the point of obsession, it had been over a year I’ve been here and still no V8.

Thing is, with no annual mot like inspection, cheap fuel and insurance, there is virtually no reason to ever sell a car here… or maintain a car here for that matter. Prices are sky high compared to the UK, vehicle condition is rock bottom and with a population barely larger than Southampton sprawled across 2.5 times the land mass of the UK and ZERO public transport linking cities, the realities of buying a car in Saskatchewan are totally different compared to the UK.

I walked away from two Oldsmoible Auoras (ok but a bit bland and FWD), a Jeep Commander that had fist sized holes in the sills, blown shock absorbers and every warning light imaginable and a Grand Marquis aka Ford Crown Victoria that was advertised as mint but ended up having a cracked windscreen, scrapes down the side and only 3 matching wheels. Oh and of course, a engine management light (EVERY car in Canada seems to have a engine management light on). I had all but given up until I saw this car advertised for $3500cad or around £1900

Its a 1995 Chevrolet Caprice Classic 9C3 Detective spec car. It has a 260hp (on 87 octane) LT1 5.7 similar to the one used in the Corvette of this era mated to a 4L60-E 4 speed slush-o-matic dropped into a ladder frame from 1959 (yes, really) and had a 90s jellymould "upside down bathtub" body dumped over it. Its both simultaneously awful and fantastic all at the same time. I absolutely love it smile
























The condition for a 30 year old Canadian police car with 162,000 miles is remarkable. It was in police service until 2002 when it was sold to the second owner, an ex police mechanic who kept it for 23 years and only did 10,000km in it in the last 13 years. Aside from it missing one of the intake resonators and having the whole filled in with a hockey puck (how canadian is that!?) it is totally standard including the $400 optional spoiler (which appears to be made of steel) and police spec black and chrome wheels.

Really lucky to get a detective spec car, has a upgraded cooling package, posi Limited slip diff, "heavy duty" suspension, 4 wheel disc brakes (fancy) and some other goodies over a civilian model, but with a proper interior and not in white.

There are a few jobs that need doing here and there, most notably a slight misfire underload, the thermostat is stuck open and some of the steering gear ball joints are leaking grease but nothing major.

I thought I'd do a reader's thread to chronical my journey with the car, I hope you enjoy smile

Writhing

627 posts

128 months

Absolutely!
That looks brilliant.

croyde

25,120 posts

249 months

Love that.

I still miss my 1999 Mercury Grand Marquis.

StuntmanMike

11,961 posts

170 months

Saturday night and I’m downtown, working for the FBI music

That does look cool, bet its a great cruiser.

Any plans for it?

cop

macron

12,362 posts

185 months

Genius! Is it in any way fast?!

soad

34,160 posts

195 months

macron said:
Genius! Is it in any way fast?!
Needs a twin exhaust. wink

Jhonno

6,371 posts

160 months

Love it!

Bill

56,527 posts

274 months

TheWokeBlob said:
Really lucky to get a detective spec car, has a upgraded cooling package, posi Limited slip diff, "heavy duty" suspension, 4 wheel disc brakes (fancy) and some other goodies over a civilian model, but with a proper interior and not in white.
You are Elwood Blues AICMFP!

tog

4,811 posts

247 months

Love it. Tire sidewalls look bigger than the wheels!

bangerhoarder

691 posts

87 months

If I listen very carefully, late at night, I can hear the sound of its tyres squealing on the westerly winds.

I hope you drive it like that everywhere!

CarlosSainz100

662 posts

139 months

When I think of 80's and 90's TV cop shows these are the cars they're driving. Absolutely superb. I imagine Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad driving one of these.

Stu78

208 posts

154 months

That's just awful and brilliant at the same time! love it.

Turbobanana

7,547 posts

220 months

Love it!

If you hadn't stated that the frame was 1950s in origin, I'd have said that Chevrolet spent all its development dollars on the chassis and suddenly realised they hadn't designed a body, so hastily put one together to cover all the oily bits. But given the car's origins, it's tempting to wonder what they'd been doing for 40 or so years.

fantheman80

2,228 posts

68 months

I cant tell you how much tyre paint I would get through owning this bad boy - love it

RicksAlfas

14,187 posts

263 months

Excellent work OP!

Made me think of this:


732NM

9,931 posts

34 months

My first visit to the USA in the 80's I was given one of these (previous squarer shape) to potter around in for 3 weeks by the company. This was mid winter in Pennsylvania, so a tad low grip on the roads. Worst car I have ever driven. It felt like it had 50BHP out of the stonking V8.
I rented an Z28 Camaro for the weekend to keep me sane. yeh ha. biggrin

fttm

4,187 posts

154 months

Where you based OP , looks like Speed Creek area ? Qu'appelle valley myself

TheWokeBlob

Original Poster:

86 posts

27 months

Tuesday
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Thank you for the replies everyone glad to see there is some interest in this old blue whale

StuntmanMike said:
Saturday night and I m downtown, working for the FBI music

That does look cool, bet its a great cruiser.

Any plans for it?

cop
I'm caught between wanting to modify (ruin) the heck out of it, but also everyone at work has told me to leave it stock as I won't find a cleaner one so it's a bit of a dilemma.

The amount of aftermarket support is absolutely mind boggling, probably because people have been modifying the platform for almost 70 years now!

macron said:
Genius! Is it in any way fast?!
Absolutely not biggrin. Gearing is about 55MPH in first and it goes rapidly down hill from there. The fact some considered this a ""muscle car"" or a """4 four corvette""" is genuinely hilarious. I wouldn't see where a 530d went...

soad said:
Needs a twin exhaust. wink
Twin exhaust standard on LT1 cars APPARENTLY. Speaking of which it is VERY muted. Colleagues at work have small block Chevys with exhausts in various stages of falling off and they sound evil, this? Way quieter and smoother than my old x300 jaguar XJ


Bill said:
You are Elwood Blues AICMFP!
It's got a cop motor, a~440 350-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks wink

tog said:
Love it. Tire sidewalls look bigger than the wheels!
225/70/15s ha.

bangerhoarder said:
If I listen very carefully, late at night, I can hear the sound of its tyres squealing on the westerly winds.

I hope you drive it like that everywhere!
Not too much tyre squealing on the gravel roads here even if you're being a bit naughty wink


Turbobanana said:
Love it!

If you hadn't stated that the frame was 1950s in origin, I'd have said that Chevrolet spent all its development dollars on the chassis and suddenly realised they hadn't designed a body, so hastily put one together to cover all the oily bits. But given the car's origins, it's tempting to wonder what they'd been doing for 40 or so years.
It's absolutely shocking isn't it? I think what sums the car up is how the rear wheels sit completely off center in the wells



That's not an optical illusion, bad angle or the fact my car has been smashed - They're all like that, from factory rofl

fttm said:
Where you based OP , looks like Speed Creek area ? Qu'appelle valley myself
Good eye! I am indeed in swift, small world!

SJfW

310 posts

102 months

Tuesday
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My mate moved to Canada nearly a decade ago and your post did more to sell Canadian life than he's managed in that whole time hehe