The Christmas Mini - R53 Cooper S
The Christmas Mini - R53 Cooper S
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Ken986

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377 posts

144 months

Yesterday (23:10)
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The last thing I need is another car, particularly a 20 year old one purchased sight unseen on eBay .
The background to considering a Mini - earlier this year I met a group of online friends at Blyton Park for a group track day.
We are all part of the breakaway from the Best Smoker Barge £1k-£5k thread when things became “difficult” a few years ago.

I attended the track day in my 718 Cayman 4.0 GTS , great fun but I felt it might have been better suited to a track with longer straights and fewer tight corners necessitating a lot of braking , accelerating followed by braking again.

We are doing it all again next year but due to a Swiss road trip a month after I thought a different car might be required.
My 986 Boxster S was considered but it has a sentimental place in my heart.
So , what to do?

A couple of posters recently extolled the virtues of their R53 Minis.
Tall Paul and BornXenon I’m looking at you !

So what to do ?
EBay of course. I had a few on my radar,few silly bids but a 2006 Cooper S in Chilli Red kept speaking to me.
I did my usual of placing nonsensical bids with the hope of buying it for £500 smile

Anyway, I noticed the auction finished at 21:30 hrs ish on Christmas Day.
The great thing about Christmas dinner is the wine.
And prosecco.
And wine.

You know what happened , don’t you.
Yep, I bid on it.
Then I bid again when a rascal bid against me.
Eventually I held my nerve, waited until 21:20 hrs and put my last bid in.
Then panicked as the car was in Cornwall and I’m not !

F5,F5,F5 - Bingo !!!!

Ken986

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377 posts

144 months

Yesterday (23:13)
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What did I win ?

Well if I was able to upload it I would show you !
Some weird “entity too large” nonsense.
Maybe a PH issue.

Ken986

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377 posts

144 months

Yesterday (23:22)
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Ken986

Original Poster:

377 posts

144 months

Yesterday (23:32)
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So the vendor was keen to get the car off his driveway.
I needed to arrange my travel plans pretty quickly.

08:30hrs flight Belfast International to Bristol .My daughter came for the adventure - the 3rd time we have done this.
The vendor brought the car up to meet us for an extra fee. Jumped in his car,off to a nearby garage forecourt, did the admin and set off with Apple Maps guiding us to Cairnryan.

Ken986

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377 posts

144 months

Yesterday (23:45)
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Off we went, getting to know the little Mini, not sure what we had bought but having a laugh as it was such a cute, cheeky thing.

Off along the M5 Northbound, ferry departure 20:00 hrs, 395 miles to travel in 9 hrs.
Plenty of time, no problem.

Well, the fine drivers of England had other thoughts.
Heading towards jct 11 - traffic slowed to a stop.
Apple Maps wanted to divert us around the problem.
Only issue with that was it took 40 mins to get to the off slip.
Got there, diverted , back on to the M5 , slow going until we got to the M6.
1 more hour of traffic, followed by 20 mph all the way past Preston/Liverpool junction.

By this time our eta at Cairnryan meant we were going to miss the ferry.
Bugger.

Quick stop at Lancaster Services for petrol and water for the screen washers.


Next stop Tebay, get a bite , purchase a gift for my long suffering wife, book the Stena ferry for 23:30 hrs frown

It was by this time that I realised the headlights needed a good polish.
Even thought they are Xenon, candles would have been better.

That was an interesting drive for the next 190 miles.
We had to laugh, it was just so ridiculous.
Apart from that, the car was performing well.
No need for the breakdown cover thankfully.

Ken986

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377 posts

144 months

Yesterday (23:47)
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After all that, we made it home for 02:30hrs.
To be honest I was too tired to look at the car until today.

DaveyBoyWonder

3,388 posts

194 months

Yesterday (23:51)
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Excellent! Serial R53 owner and they're addictive. Want another but having bought cheap the last two times think I may go all in next time with a properly sorted JCW or GP.

Ken986

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377 posts

144 months

DaveyBoyWonder said:
Excellent! Serial R53 owner and they're addictive. Want another but having bought cheap the last two times think I may go all in next time with a properly sorted JCW or GP.
I have already got it up on the lift for a nosey.
Not bad but a bit of work to do.

thomasrs50

159 posts

38 months

Roadtrips with a newly purchased car are always the most entertaining.

My parents in law had a grey r53 which they sold last year. I tried the convince them to keep it for weekend fun and although my father in law seemed in like that idea, the car was sold. Shame...

Enjoy yours!

Jester86

582 posts

129 months

Welcome to the endless money pit of R53 ownership beer

PistonbrokePaul

915 posts

191 months

I love a good R53, fond memories of my old one and road trips in it.

Looks like a lovely example and an interesting experience getting it home. With that being a 2005 plate car, would it have the factory LSD with the chilli pack (I think the gearbox code is BKL)?

147lusso

186 posts

162 months

Thought this car looked very familar! I nearly won this on Carwow dealer auctions, eventually it sold for £500 (plus fee) in the end. I'm guessing that wasn't you, so the guy you bought it off can't have had it long!

Looked a nice car though from a good home. Good luck with it!