Henry's Manthey-ness
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BertBert

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21,344 posts

242 months

Friday 30th September 2011
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nice...

http://www.911virgin.com/porscheforsale/405/Factor...

But sort out those apostrophes Henry!

Bert

freedman

6,018 posts

238 months

Friday 30th September 2011
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Lush

nobodyknows

12,338 posts

200 months

Friday 30th September 2011
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Ruff rofl

robmug

1,047 posts

294 months

Friday 30th September 2011
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"...It's had paintwork in it's life but to say it's in it's working clothes..."

Henry-F

4,791 posts

276 months

Friday 30th September 2011
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That is positively the last time I put a car on the site whilst dashing out to a restaurant. Well until the next time wink

It doesn't help that I'm dyslexic does it? The odd wrong apostrophe is the least of my worries. Although I thought I was quite good with them. I even turned them round for someone on here ' instead of ` ah well, my English teacher was probably right. "On the plus side this term Henry has made himself useful in the classroom with his ability to lift heavy objects." Would you believe they said I'd never amount to anything. I know, look at me now - a used car salesman smile

As ever, keep smiling and enjoy that gorgeous sunshine whilst it lasts.

Henry smile

Trev450

6,773 posts

203 months

Saturday 1st October 2011
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Nice ad irrespective anyway, Henry.

BertBert

Original Poster:

21,344 posts

242 months

Saturday 1st October 2011
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Henry-F said:
a used car salesman
But not just any old used cars!

Steve Rance

5,453 posts

262 months

Saturday 1st October 2011
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Tart.

Henry-F

4,791 posts

276 months

Sunday 2nd October 2011
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You calling someone a tart !!!

A damn fine fellow, that's what it says on my passport wink

Keep smiling mate. Class 2 in the 24hr looks very empty this year.

Henry smile

turk1

219 posts

190 months

Sunday 2nd October 2011
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Henry-F said:
That is positively the last time I put a car on the site whilst dashing out to a restaurant. Well until the next time wink

It doesn't help that I'm dyslexic does it? The odd wrong apostrophe is the least of my worries. Although I thought I was quite good with them. I even turned them round for someone on here ' instead of ` ah well, my English teacher was probably right. "On the plus side this term Henry has made himself useful in the classroom with his ability to lift heavy objects." Would you believe they said I'd never amount to anything. I know, look at me now - a used car salesman smile

As ever, keep smiling and enjoy that gorgeous sunshine whilst it lasts.

Henry smile
you think your dyslexic, i cant even spell the word,

Steve Rance

5,453 posts

262 months

Sunday 2nd October 2011
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Henry-F said:
You calling someone a tart !!!

A damn fine fellow, that's what it says on my passport wink

Keep smiling mate. Class 2 in the 24hr looks very empty this year.

Henry smile
Ha ha!

Still in racing rehab Henners. Probably forgotten how to bloody race by now. Are you racing?

supermono

7,464 posts

279 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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turk1 said:
you think your dyslexic, i cant even spell the word,
You're, can't. Awesome.

SM

supermono

7,464 posts

279 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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Henry, apostrophe wise the only issue in your advert is your use of one in the possessive "it's". Its paintwork is correct, it's paintwork isn't

HTH

SM

Edited by supermono on Monday 3rd October 09:50

melv

4,708 posts

296 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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Who you calling a can't?

Keep on driving ......

J-P

4,422 posts

237 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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supermono said:
turk1 said:
you think your dyslexic, i cant even spell the word,
You're, can't. Awesome.

SM
Those in glass houses... thumbup

Henry-F

4,791 posts

276 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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supermono said:
Henry, apostrophe wise the only issue in your advert is your use of one in the possessive "it's". Its paintwork is correct, it's paintwork isn't

HTH

SM
Ah, thanks for that. Now I know.

Not racing at the moment Steve. CCTV42 business requires me to journey overseas and attend shows from time to time which would clash with race meets. Also if you're going to do the race thing properly your head has got to be in it rather than thinking about other issues such as a fledgling business venture.

Sometimes it hurts I miss it so much, other times I'm thankful for the time it frees up. We had a glorious August spent largely on the boat which wouldn't have been possible had I been racing.

I trust you're keeping well. I know we've said it before but we really must hook up for a meal or a weekend sometime.

Henry smile

kayc

4,492 posts

252 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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Henry-F said:
Ah, thanks for that. Now I know.

Not racing at the moment Steve. CCTV42 business requires me to journey overseas and attend shows from time to time which would clash with race meets. Also if you're going to do the race thing properly your head has got to be in it rather than thinking about other issues such as a fledgling business venture.

Sometimes it hurts I miss it so much, other times I'm thankful for the time it frees up. We had a glorious August spent largely on the boat which wouldn't have been possible had I been racing.

I trust you're keeping well. I know we've said it before but we really must hook up for a meal or a weekend sometime.

Henry smile
Sounds like the Porsche used-car market struggling at the momentsmile..Boats/racing..party on with those 25% bid/offer spreads..fair play to you Henry you should mail all your customers with a profit and loss statement on the car they have just bought from you!

BertBert

Original Poster:

21,344 posts

242 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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kayc said:
Sounds like the Porsche used-car market struggling at the momentsmile..Boats/racing..party on with those 25% bid/offer spreads..fair play to you Henry you should mail all your customers with a profit and loss statement on the car they have just bought from you!
well I for one can vouch for a transaction at much lower than 25% bid/offer spread. In fact for a greedy used car salesperson, I'm much more impressed with 911V than other paragons of virtue (geddit?)biggrin

kayc

4,492 posts

252 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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BertBert said:
well I for one can vouch for a transaction at much lower than 25% bid/offer spread. In fact for a greedy used car salesperson, I'm much more impressed with 911V than other paragons of virtue (geddit?)biggrin
How do you know?Did you buy and sell the same car to Henry and he only nicked 20% for his efforts?laugh

BertBert

Original Poster:

21,344 posts

242 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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kayc said:
How do you know?Did you buy and sell the same car to Henry and he only nicked 20% for his efforts?laugh
Well that's between me and Henry (well Tom), but it's not hard to work out!