Best Ad Ever

[Country Boy]

This is what happens when you spend some time and effort -
http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/3351439.htm

[Mr Gearchange]

Couldn't even be arsed to go outside to take the photo of the 90 grand car he is selling. Superb levels of apathy.

[IMI A]

Can't even spell "assist" and one of the pics is wonkey!

[Country Boy]

Yeah but give him full marks for describing his p & j!!

[STiG911]

Bet he signed the purchase agreement with a big X

[6C4GTS]

Tell you what - I'll open the door then go back inside to my couch and that should cover the requirmnet for an interior pic!

Ah...done that....now where did I leave that TV remote.

Phones wife............dahling can you come home and shut the car door??

[Trev450]

Obviously not in any hurry to get 92K

[dazco]

IMI A said:

Can't even spell "assist" and one of the pics is wonkey!

Wonkey?

[Zp]

That made me chuckle.

[poprock]

“Lower part of rear apron paint”

What? What about it? I NEED TO KNOW.

[Peely]

Looked at it earlier, maybe he thinks someone will snap his hand off, and the market is booming at the moment ?

............. that will be for sale for a while then !

[Durzel]

Could be that SWMBO demanded it be sold for whatever reason and it's his pride and joy so he's complied with her demand in most perfunctory way possible.

[mankey]

So ..........

Who would give him £92k?

[CycleSi]

Reversing the 'theme' here slightly - please could someone give an example of a well written/photographed advert.

My actual grammar is reasonable but some help with how an advert should read would be helpful to not only myself but others too l imagine.

Many thanks,

CycleSi

[khushy]

maybe he is from newark!

[mollytherocker]

I wonder how the cars been treated? Anyone care to have a guess?

MTR

[outnumbered]

CycleSi said:

Reversing the 'theme' here slightly - please could someone give an example of a well written/photographed advert.

My actual grammar is reasonable but some help with how an advert should read would be helpful to not only myself but others too l imagine.

Many thanks,

CycleSi

It's critical that you start your text with "Here we have..". If you do that, you cannot fail to sell for your asking price.

[thegoose]

outnumbered said:

It's critical that you start your text with "Here we have..". If you do that, you cannot fail to sell for your asking price.

Or how about "<insert dealership name here> are delighted to be able to offer for sale this....."?


I forget who but I noticed one dealer who is "delighted..etc..." with every single car he has for sale - kind of loses the impact.

[Nurburgsingh]

CycleSi said:

Reversing the 'theme' here slightly - please could someone give an example of a well written/photographed advert.

My actual grammar is reasonable but some help with how an advert should read would be helpful to not only myself but others too l imagine.

Many thanks,

CycleSi

Calling Jackal.....

[Zp]

thegoose said:

outnumbered said:

It's critical that you start your text with "Here we have..". If you do that, you cannot fail to sell for your asking price.

Or how about "<insert dealership name here> are delighted to be able to offer for sale this....."?


I forget who but I noticed one dealer who is "delighted..etc..." with every single car he has for sale - kind of loses the impact.

Or even...'by far the nicest, cleanest car we've ever seen...'