dog crap on my car
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went to work on monday am & got a call on the tube from a mate to ask if i had made enemies that day as someone, that morning, had left a load of dog crap on my car, it pissed me off but thort nothing of it until i got home about 8 in the eveing & sure enough there it was, i cannot believe it but some scum had got this dog crap & scrapped it off the floor and just placed it on the rear screen, i got the car cleaned immieadiately but have to say that I was upset - a few days later I feel resigned to these acts happening and that it was just a pique of jealously or possibly someone who hates 996's
makes u wonder that this guy went to all that trouble
what a turd
makes u wonder that this guy went to all that trouble
what a turd
memps said:
went to work on monday am & got a call on the tube from a mate to ask if i had made enemies that day as someone, that morning, had left a load of dog crap on my car, it pissed me off but thort nothing of it until i got home about 8 in the eveing & sure enough there it was, i cannot believe it but some scum had got this dog crap & scrapped it off the floor and just placed it on the rear screen, i got the car cleaned immieadiately but have to say that I was upset - a few days later I feel resigned to these acts happening and that it was just a pique of jealously or possibly someone who hates 996's
makes u wonder that this guy went to all that trouble
what a turd
What a load of crap your story is.makes u wonder that this guy went to all that trouble
what a turd
My experience wasn't as smelly, but at some traffic lights, alongside a "
" van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car .....
Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off!
" van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car ..... Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off!
"Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it."
Never a truer word said I reckon. What's more chickenst than fking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fk with another man's vehicle. It's against the rules.
Never a truer word said I reckon. What's more chickens
t than fking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fk with another man's vehicle. It's against the rules. MadMark911 said:
My experience wasn't as smelly, but at some traffic lights, alongside a "" van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car .....
Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off!
Yeah, the guys in that van would be missing a couple of teeth right now had they tried that on me." van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car ..... Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off!
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kersI had a run in with some guys in a van once - had I got out it's sadly me that would have been missing some teeth. The driver was out of his van, in the middle of the Limehouse Link Tunnel of all places, but luckily for me got back in. Be careful to carry out a detailed threat analysis before leaning on your horn 
MadMark911 said:
My experience wasn't as smelly, but at some traffic lights, alongside a "" van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car .....
Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off!
Same thing happened to me a month after I got my Boxster. Roof down pulling into the turning for the Porsche garage, white van pulls up along side and chucks a mcdonalds coke into the car. Went all over the centre console and window seals oh and my head too. Didn't do any damage fortunately just the window would make a short squeak noise as it went down and the heated seat buttons were a bit sticky. Once cleaned all ok and everything still works fine. Oh and Porsche Bristol cleaned all the car for me free of charge " van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car ..... Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off!
giltranator said:
Same thing happened to me a month after I got my Boxster. Roof down pulling into the turning for the Porsche garage, white van pulls up along side and chucks a mcdonalds coke into the car. Went all over the centre console and window seals oh and my head too. Didn't do any damage fortunately just the window would make a short squeak noise as it went down and the heated seat buttons were a bit sticky. Once cleaned all ok and everything still works fine. Oh and Porsche Bristol cleaned all the car for me free of charge
That would really blow my fuse! Did you get the plate number and report to police?Roadrunner996 said:
I owned a Z3 a few years ago (the 2.8 so no comments about hairdressers....).
I left my house one morning to find the contents of a chinese takeaway dumped on the soft top. To rub salt into the wounds a cat was sitting on the canvas eating the chicken !!!
Was it tasty though?I left my house one morning to find the contents of a chinese takeaway dumped on the soft top. To rub salt into the wounds a cat was sitting on the canvas eating the chicken !!!
. He seemed surprised that I would be upset! Mind you he was from BarnsleyGassing Station | Porsche General | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff