What is it with this car and wildlife...........

[sportsandclassic]

I HAVE HIT A FOX THIS MORNING!!

I thought I was done killing Cheshire's wildlife but obviously just getting started this year.

Last year I hit an array of things but not a fox so by the time I have finished it will look like a list from Noah's ark

Mike

[thegoose]

You should put stickers along the bottom of the door, each one depicting one of the animals you've hit, with a diagonal red line through it.

Better make them small though, so there's enough room for them all.

[fastgerman]

Hope your front bumper is okay?

[sportsandclassic]

At first look it seems ok. It was smashed to pieces last year when a rather large pheasant ran out and hit the side of it.

Will look more closely later.

[Mr Ping]

I was once driving up the M1 and hit a Kayak. I called the local police to report it and they wouldn't believe me until all the other calls started flooding in.

Bloody students hadn't tied it to their car properly.

Got to add that the Police said it's okay we've sent a patrol car which has now got in touch with the people whose car it fell off so we have their details - call back later for them.

Rang back later Police advised they had let them go and didn't take down their details.

So smashed headlights, bumper, bonnet and power steering to pay for out of my own pocket then, cheers!

[lindsayhbrown]

Hit a pheasant at motorway speeds a few years ago in a Mundano company hack, smashed the front bumper and fog light on the way in and ripped half the rear bumper off on the way out, bill was about £1200 IIRC