Idiotic parking
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davek_964

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11,258 posts

204 months

Tuesday 10th December 2013
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There is limited road parking where I live (the road is only wide enough for parking on one side, and we all have driveways), and I noticed a few days ago that a BMW X5 I'd never noticed before had parked in the spaces opposite my house - but although there is space for two cars there, he'd parked right in the middle, so was blocking two spaces. Was a bit annoyed at the time, since it prevented me from putting the Cayenne out there.

When I got home from work today, those two spaces were free so I put the Cayenne into the one directly opposite my house. Went out in the turbo, and got back to find X5 driver is back - and his parking has got worse :



I've printed out a photo and put it under their wiper with a note asking the owner to please leave a gap between cars when parking, and that I will be checking for damage to my bumper / reversing sensors in the morning.

Why are people this stupid? The annoying thing is - despite them both being big cars, there is at least a foot of space behind him before the next driveway. I will be watching out for the owner in the next few days so we can have a chat.

LeighB

3,858 posts

254 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Think your note should have included the nearest Specsavers address!

There's no need for that at all, just total disrespect for all things is spelt out to me from that image.

Technomad

753 posts

192 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Pity you haven't got a tow bar - that usually sorts them out...

athomp04

177 posts

197 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Whether you know it or not you must have rubbed them up the wrong way (jealousy?) as that looks deliberate to me, so proceed with caution.

Ashley

athomp04

177 posts

197 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Whether you know it or not you must have rubbed them up the wrong way (jealousy?) as that looks deliberate to me, so proceed with caution.

Ashley

davek_964

Original Poster:

11,258 posts

204 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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athomp04 said:
Whether you know it or not you must have rubbed them up the wrong way (jealousy?) as that looks deliberate to me, so proceed with caution.

Ashley
I have very little to do with my neighbours apart from the people directly opposite who I get on well with. Jealousy isn't impossible though, since my car collection is a little excessive compared to the rest of the road.

I'll assume human error for now - whoever it is left very early this morning. I know most cars in my road (it's not exactly a close, but kind of) but I don't know this one - only seen it a couple of times. I will be watching out for it now though, so I can see who it belongs to.

griffter

4,143 posts

284 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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People get very territorial about the space outside their house. Often think they own it. I had an identical parking incident a few years ago on holiday. Quite what the other car's owner would have made of my resting luggage on his bonnet and climbing over it to get access shall forever remain a mystery because reason prevailed and I pulled the car forward a couple of feet in order to open and load the boot. Proceed with caution. If they park unreasonably they may act unreasonably when challenged.

cook3471

125 posts

155 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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what is that piece of crap some old rover? best thing you could do with that is cut it up with a still saw i often wonder do they pay people to drive junk like that

Actus Reus

4,312 posts

184 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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The grey Toyota in this shot is the wife's snotter and right outside our front door. The Punto parked there about an hour after my wife parked. There's nothing in front of the Punto at all, on either side of the road. Punto driver however would have had to have walked an extra 10 or 20ft if she'd parked further forwards. So instead blocked the road. Lukcily it's a quiet road, but still, some people just can't park and don't realise what a PITA they are.


Ed from Cyprus

54 posts

164 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Well, living on Cyprus I know a bit of Greek.
Idiotic means just - Public, Common.

And unfortunately this kind of stuff is so common.
Usually make 3-4 circles around my office to find a spot and seeing 2 Yaris's parked exactly 3 meters from each other an from other cars to take space enough for 3-4 normal cars. That's life.

"And I think to myself, what a " f//// "day" ))))(c) Louis A.

AndyBrew

2,774 posts

248 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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davek_964 said:
If that is touching then I would be absolutely livid, I can't believe that, that is just plain moronic, jesus I feel like I am more mad than you are LOL!!!

GGGGGrrrrrr!

davek_964

Original Poster:

11,258 posts

204 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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AndyBrew said:
If that is touching then I would be absolutely livid, I can't believe that, that is just plain moronic, jesus I feel like I am more mad than you are LOL!!!

GGGGGrrrrrr!
I was fuming last night - this morning, I decided to give the benefit of the doubt and assume that perhaps they didn't notice they'd touched my bumper. Although since I noticed they were incredibly close to my car just driving down the street, it's quite difficult to believe that.

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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cook3471 said:
what is that piece of crap some old rover? best thing you could do with that is cut it up with a still saw i often wonder do they pay people to drive junk like that
Possibly an X5? The clue was in the first post.....

tomw2000

2,508 posts

224 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Things like this drive me MENTALS.

I'd find it difficult not to take some kind of action....

NickUSA

812 posts

196 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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davek_964 said:
There is limited road parking where I live (the road is only wide enough for parking on one side, and we all have driveways), and I noticed a few days ago that a BMW X5 I'd never noticed before had parked in the spaces opposite my house - but although there is space for two cars there, he'd parked right in the middle, so was blocking two spaces. Was a bit annoyed at the time, since it prevented me from putting the Cayenne out there.

When I got home from work today, those two spaces were free so I put the Cayenne into the one directly opposite my house. Went out in the turbo, and got back to find X5 driver is back - and his parking has got worse :



I've printed out a photo and put it under their wiper with a note asking the owner to please leave a gap between cars when parking, and that I will be checking for damage to my bumper / reversing sensors in the morning.

Why are people this stupid? The annoying thing is - despite them both being big cars, there is at least a foot of space behind him before the next driveway. I will be watching out for the owner in the next few days so we can have a chat.
Has your Cayenne got one of the electrical reractable tow bars? If so leave it out so next time they 'bump' you it will destory their front end evil

davek_964

Original Poster:

11,258 posts

204 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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NickUSA said:
Has your Cayenne got one of the electrical reractable tow bars? If so leave it out so next time they 'bump' you it will destory their front end evil
Sadly not.

It does have a tow bar in the rear luggage area, but when I tried to fit it after buying the car I couldn't actually get it to fit. Might try again now though - and maybe set the air suspension to max height so if they do get that close again it will be their radiator, not their bumper.....

Callughan

6,313 posts

221 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Used to happen every few weeks to my 911's being used as a bump stop when parking. Often got the response its only a f'ing car and f u and your Porsche. Often from people you least expect, spit was quite prevalent too.

Since I got my cayenne not as many issues and has only been spat on oncesmile

Dave Thornton

237 posts

178 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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If it happens again I would consider reporting it as it's technically a collision/accident where the other driver has failed to leave details (assuming it can be proven who arrived first)

g7jhp

7,033 posts

267 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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Callughan said:
Used to happen every few weeks to my 911's being used as a bump stop when parking. Often got the response its only a f'ing car and f u and your Porsche. Often from people you least expect, spit was quite prevalent too.

Since I got my cayenne not as many issues and has only been spat on oncesmile
This is why I had an impactbumper (3.2 Carrera) when I was in London.

ClarkPB

832 posts

229 months

Wednesday 11th December 2013
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davek_964 said:
Sadly not.

It does have a tow bar in the rear luggage area, but when I tried to fit it after buying the car I couldn't actually get it to fit. Might try again now though - and maybe set the air suspension to max height so if they do get that close again it will be their radiator, not their bumper.....
Nah, leave it at access height so that if they do this again you can raise it to off road height and hitch their car and drive off biggrin