Henry F you made me laugh

[iguana]

on the site-

"1990 G-registration. C2 Targa 5 speed manual. A very tidy and up together car with a service history to die for, the accompanying A4 folder wouldn't look out of place in a European parliamentary sub committee's office such is it's comprehensiveness, you wouldn't have to be as thorough if you were applying for a grant to study the effect of global warming on gay and lesbian lesser spotted bottle nose dolphins - and believe us research does need to be carried out lest we lose these valuable members of the food chain. Anyway back to the Porsche-"

Silly sod

[rico]

thats awesome!

[v15ben]

It's always fun to read Henry's adverts, great bloke!!

[v15ben]

"Luckily for you lot our J. Clarkson sported a perfectly manicured head of hair, wasn`t the height of an adult white elephant and didn`t have a waistline to match. If he didn`t / was / had, he would have been a presenter on Top gear and driven a Jaguar - badly !"

That's the way to sell a boxster!!!

[domster]

Oooh, he'd write anything in those ads to avoid mentioning the mileage. LOL

Only joking Henners, you are a funny sod and quite a character. I still prefer Sharon myself tho'

[Melv]

I prefer the daughter.....how much?



Rgds
Mel

[domster]

Melv said:

I prefer the daughter.....how much? Rgds Mel

You're a sick man Merkin Melv, she's a little kiddywink

[warmfuzzies]

Blues brothers.

[Melv]

Damn you Kevin , my cover is blown.

But haven't you always wanted to do that scene in the restaurant????

Mel
PS Dom -I know!!

>> Edited by Melv on Wednesday 5th January 20:11

[domster]

Oh that's OK then. I'm just a bit suspicious of people with motorhomes and a fascination with merkins

[Melv]

Hairy muff, Dom.

Sorry, I meant 'fair enough'.... ;-)

Mel

[henry-f]

Melv is indeed a man of dubious morals, but at least he wears his colours with pride.

I think at that point Melv you are supposed to toss a bread roll into Elwood`s mouth, "seriously guys the F***ing soup is ten bucks, why don`t we go round the corner and I`ll buy you dinner" and the rest is history, Band forms, gig goes down a storm, the Orphanage is saved and Ray gets paid for the instruments !

Henry