Dom shatters Bellofs 'ring lap in his RS!

[iguana]

Info has just leaked into the lizard HQ, that the badger bandit has just beeen spotted lapping the 'ring in the baron, & so far from unoffical timings its looking like he has pipped even the late great Bellofs 956 time of 6.11.

A local caggage eating passer by was aked his thoughts " ya et uzz amazing, zee badger man is unt lapping et zeez super-en-dooper speeds & hes on ze road tyres und normal engine & everyfink, ze man is just und wonderbar drivink god, ya vol heil Hitler"


The latest rumours just in are that after seeing his mastery of the 'ring, RUF are now scrapping the new soon to be released Fasination2 as it would appear lame in comparison & are busy as we speak installing camera gear in the baron and supplying Dom with the required slip on shoes & white socks.

It does indeed now appear that after all these years of baiting the badger man for the RS sitting idle, that he has infact been out daily for 2 years lapping the ring in the Baron just in preperation for posting todays epic lap times, as for some reason it had to be done on todays date.....

[GregE240]

WTF are you talking about Alex????

[clubsport]

Started on the hard stuff a little early today Lizard?

[Don]

But its after noon, Alex!

[rubystone]

He's just limbering up for the real thing when the Ultima hits the tracks sometime next century

[domster]

Alex, if people knew what the feck you are on about, they would find you half funny at least

[domster]

Oh, and I did manager a 7.30 lap of the ring in Gran Turismo 4, so that's not far off

[iguana]

Oh well, another great April fools gag falls flat, oh well who could top the famed Spagetti tree piece on the news a few yrs back anyway

At least Don got it!

[domster]

Stick to driveways, not comedy.

[Melv]

domster said:

Oh, and I did manager a 7.30 lap of the ring in Gran Turismo 4, so that's not far off

Must try harder.

Me laddo managed a 6:21 in a Nissan Fairlady!!

Nice one Mr. Lizard -just a shame we all know the Baron is a pigment of Le Domster's imagination.....

>> Edited by Melv on Friday 1st April 22:38

[cyberface]

Half past one in the afternoon mate, that's pretty impressive. I was still asleep in bed.

[Don]

Melv said:

Nice one Mr. Lizard -just a shame we all know the Baron is a pigment of Le Domster's imagination.....

One day we will see the Baron fly...

[johnny senna]

iguana said:

Info has just leaked into the lizard HQ, that the badger bandit has just beeen spotted lapping the 'ring in the baron, & so far from unoffical timings its looking like he has pipped even the late great Bellofs 956 time of 6.11. A local caggage eating passer by was aked his thoughts " ya et uzz amazing, zee badger man is unt lapping et zeez super-en-dooper speeds & hes on ze road tyres und normal engine & everyfink, ze man is just und wonderbar drivink god, ya vol heil Hitler" The latest rumours just in are that after seeing his mastery of the 'ring, RUF are now scrapping the new soon to be released Fasination2 as it would appear lame in comparison & are busy as we speak installing camera gear in the baron and supplying Dom with the required slip on shoes & white socks. It does indeed now appear that after all these years of baiting the badger man for the RS sitting idle, that he has infact been out daily for 2 years lapping the ring in the Baron just in preperation for posting todays epic lap times, as for some reason it had to be done on todays date.....

Well I thought it was funny.

[kevinday]

So did I!

[Melv]

mungo said:

Melv said: Must try harder. Me laddo managed a 6:21 in a Nissan Fairlady!! I did it in 6.02 in an Audi R8! such a cool game!

I'll let him know!!

He's currently (as I type!!) doing a 25 lap race in an E-Type Jag, best lap so far 8:50. 150,000 credit prize at the end.