993 Quality - Door straps
993 Quality - Door straps
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vesuvius996

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35,829 posts

299 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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From 911uk.com.....

LMFAO again!


Mine was faulty (knackered) when I bought the car, but the supplying dealer fixed it foc. Two of the 4 cars I viewed prior to purchase had the same fault.

I posted a thread on here some time ago about the various similar 'minor' faults that our supposedly brilliantly engineered cars have. Creaking screens; crap lights; leaking oil seals; stiff gearboxes etc etc and questioned whether we were all a little blinded by the myth of Porsche engineering. (mine 'only' had the strap problem luckily)

I love my 993 for its unique character and its classic appeal, but agree with you Stevo; there's something wrong when they can't even design a working door strap!

Will



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1997 993 C4
2001 BMW R1150GS
Honda CRF250X
'98 180k mile Diesel Passatt!

leosayer

7,784 posts

272 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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Good job he didn't buy a tvr then!

sleep envy

62,260 posts

277 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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Drip, drip, drip...

Can you hear that??





























It's the sounds of a leaky RMS

nervous

24,050 posts

258 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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sure its not the sound of the grease dripping from your hair?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

277 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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Buddy, you're in no position to take the p1ss out of others coiffures

Paracetamol

4,267 posts

272 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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Hmm I can see the similarities-"Hmm the checkstrap on my 10 year old car broke" vs "the engine on my £70 grand 2 year old car blew up"

nervous

24,050 posts

258 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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a good point, well made.


just like a stinking wop to bring a knife to a gunfight

nel

4,830 posts

269 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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Come on guys, they're classics FFS! All those minor faults had to be deliberately engineered by Porsche to add a bit of character, otherwise they risked being so well built and faultless that they seemed a bit bland!

Damned 996 owners are so insecure it's getting ridiculous - bunch of wets...

sleep envy

62,260 posts

277 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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nervous said:
a good point, well made.


just like a stinking wop to bring a knife to a gunfight


That's a point, any idea on when the next gun fight's gonna be?

nervous

24,050 posts

258 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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say, bout 20 minutes? just need to polish me muskets. and me guns. hell, ive got two hands.

vesuvius996

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

299 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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Nervous mate. If I am sharing a curry with you, I hope you will wash your hands between then and you polishing your musket.

LMFAO.

cyberface

12,214 posts

285 months

Friday 27th January 2006
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WTF is this 'door check strap' problem anyway? I've had 3 old highish mileage 993s and none of them had dodgy doors, they all shut like bank vaults and opened without falling off.

The design faults in the 993 IMO are the shite aircon, the duff headlights and the electric heater flap motors (though the latter may simply be age / wear and tear rather than original inadequate design). Apart from that the car's pretty solid, though it really could do with 5 cupholders and somewhere to park my MacD's takeout when doing doughnuts in Sainsbury's car park.

And to all you pansies complaining about squeaking windscreens??? I take it you're still running standard exhausts and never go above 2500 rpm? Come on, slap on some Supercups, wind the windows down and bounce it off the rev limiter a few times. Also, the rear view mirror attachment is bloody annoying if you want to fit fluffy dice, they get in the way. Rock 'n' roll.

AJAX50

418 posts

268 months

Sunday 29th January 2006
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I'm now really undecided, should I get a 996 and put a 993 engine into it or a 993 and put 996 doors on it, advice please.

vesuvius996

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

299 months

Sunday 29th January 2006
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AJAX - post of the year.