London Porsche

[m400 jet]

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it

off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding

along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the

police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts

screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is

ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in

disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he

says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice

anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."

The Londoner looks down in horror ."F***ING HELL !" he screams........

"Where's my Rolex ????..."

[bricklayer@freen]

VERY GOOD

[DanH]

First time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!

[troggles]

Well that cheered myself up at little, still searching for my first boxster

[hoges11]

How sad did he get his watch back ?